ShitterinoSMP – >"NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN MINECRAFT SMP…”

cockerino, fuckitini, gtquotNOOOO, heckin, karim benemini, kekeriniti, kekitini, Minecraft, niggetino, raperino, ronaldo, shafterini, shitterino, ShitterinoSMP, shittitini, smp, t. shartitino

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	292956

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño on a hot summer day! Join us if you want to witness epic battles like “NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN SHITTERINO NIGGETINO FUCKITINI KEKERINITI” or heated debates like “NOOO RONALDO IS JUST HECKIN BETTER THAN COCKERINO SHITTITINI SHAFTERINI”. And let’s not forget the legendary players like “T. SHARTITINO RAPERINO KARIM BENEMINI KEKITINI” who will leave you in awe with their skills. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sharting (just kidding…maybe).

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7516	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Buildings Constructed:	42	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	6192	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	851917
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8580	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Villages Defended:	17

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Towns Built:	8	Potions Brewed:	129

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9779
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Farms Harvested:	686

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	262	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2616
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Animals Bred:	129
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.