ShitholeCraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7143	Votes:	447
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of driving modern cars in the shithole belt! Forget about century-old rust buckets, because thanks to China, we’ve got all the latest models for you to cruise around in.

Join our server and explore cities like Havana, where the streets are now filled with sleek, shiny cars that will make you feel like a boss. Who needs sovl when you can have the latest technology at your fingertips?

So come on, hop on our server and show off your driving skills in style. Who knows, you might even spot a flying car or two, because anything is possible in our crazy Minecraft world!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchantments Applied:	74
Emeralds Found:	1015	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Runes Activated:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6653	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Potions Brewed:	199
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Votes:	8752
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Alien Abductions:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Emeralds Found:	8348
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	270
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!