ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Towns Built: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Gods Slained: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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