ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 275
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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