ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

Absurd, confusion, Disappointment, Frustration, Nonsensical, Pointless, pointless activities, pointless conversations, pointless efforts, pointless endeavors, pointless goals, pointless pursuits, pointless questions, pointless tasks, purpose, ShitCraft, shitters, unproductive, useless, Waste of time, why bother

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5984	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	229

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Buildings Constructed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Votes:	5870
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Farms Harvested:	994
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	251
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!

CraftyNaziServer

Accountability, Banking Scandal, controversy, corporate responsibility, CraftyNaziServer, Credit Suisse, deeper than thought, Ethics, financial institution, financial sector, History, Holocaust, investigation, media report, Nazi ties, public relations, reputation, switzerland, ties to Nazis, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret underground bunker full of treasure and adventure. we got hidden nazi gold and ancient artifacts just waiting to be discovered. but be careful, cuz there are booby traps and secret passages everywhere. it’s like a real-life indiana jones movie, but in minecraft form. plus, we have a secret society of players who are trying to uncover the truth about the server’s mysterious past. so come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the secrets of the server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

air defense, ATACMS missiles, ballistic missiles, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, military conflict, military escalation, military technology, Missile, missile defense, national security, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Animals Bred:	200	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than russia vs kyiv!!! we got atacms missiles flying everywhere but don’t worry, our players are pros at shooting them down. come build your base and watch out for those sneaky russians trying to retaliate against you. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience, trust us, it’s a blast!

Aren.lol

Alpha, Aren.lol, core, Custom, develop, Early, expand, Inspired, Knockback, Map, MODERN, Network, optimised, Plugins, Possibly, PvP, self-made, Spawn, Spigot, Syuu, Time

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6485	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Server Overview

Feature	Description
IP	Aren.lol (1.8)
Discord	https://discord.gg/d3aFxsTPyE
Inspiration	Heavily inspired by old FFA servers and the old syuu spawn
Development	Early alpha stage with one map, possible expansion into a network
Optimisation	Custom spigot core for server optimisation

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server in beta or alpha stage?	The server is currently in the early alpha stage
How many maps does the server have?	At the moment, the server only includes one map
Will the server expand into a network?	There are plans to possibly expand the server into a network in the future
What core does the server use for optimisation?	The server utilises a custom spigot core for optimal performance

Zesty Country Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Country, Craft, national pride, patriotism, Zest, zest for life, zest for living, zestful, zestful citizens, zestful community, zestful country, zestful culture, zestful lifestyle, zestful living, zestful nation, zestful people, zestful society, zestful traditions, zestfully, zestiness, Zesty

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate zesty adventure!

We have more sheep than you can count, and they all wear sunglasses for maximum coolness.

Our pigs have been trained in the art of breakdancing, so you can have epic dance battles with them.

The cows on our server produce chocolate milk, because why settle for regular milk when you can have chocolatey goodness?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can ride our llamas into battle against the evil zombie hordes.

So come on down and join us for a zesty time like no other!

CryBabyCraft Minecraft Server

CryBabyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your patience and decision-making skills? Look no further than our server, where we promise to give you the ultimate challenge just like dealing with a bossy and manipulative grandkid!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to reason with a crying eight-year-old who only wants her cake in one piece. And don’t forget about the intense chess matches where you’ll have to come up with creative solutions to avoid a meltdown.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like dealing with a tantrum-throwing child, you’ll need nerves of steel and a sense of humor to survive the chaos. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

TattooTroubleCraft

Argument, Author, avoidance, Body, Boyfriend, Communication, decision, disagreement, Expression, Individuality, judgment, justification, London, personal choice, Quote, relationship, self esteem, Self-expression, tattoo, TattooTroubleCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	645	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and judgment like this poor soul with the tattoo! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no judgment for your ink choices!

On our server, you can express yourself freely without fear of being shamed by your significant other. Build a world where your tattoos are celebrated, not criticized. Who cares if it’s a quote from a famous author or a random doodle – it’s all about self-expression here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if you need a break from the drama, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun. No need to justify your decisions here – just build, explore, and enjoy the freedom of Minecraft!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

aid cuts, aid restrictions, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, geopolitical tensions, Humanitarian Aid, INAUGURATION, international relations, Israel, israel palestine, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, Politics, Server, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Trump’s inauguration! We be like Israel tryna limit humanitarian aid to Gaza but instead of dat, we be limitin’ da amount of creepers dat explode in yo face! Ain’t nobody got time for dat, amirite?

We got so much chaos and madness on dis server, it’s like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of not knowin’ what’s gonna happen next. Will u build a majestic castle or get blown up by a sneaky Enderman? Da suspense is killin’ us!

Plus, we got da best community in da Minecraft universe. We be supportin’ each other like a dysfunctional family at Thanksgiving dinner. So come on down and be part of da madness! Who needs humanitarian aid when u got a bunch of blocky friends to have yo back? Let’s get this party started, y’all!