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ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022
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Players: 96/700 Votes: 4038
Rating: 4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Votes: 4232
Alien Abductions: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
Players Killed by Monsters: 6827 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
Magical Moments Shared: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Elemental Crystals Collected: 51 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

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  • BlockyBawdyLand

    BlockyBawdyLand
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 2257
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Crops Grown: 6681 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Mines Excavated: 3315
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Villages Defended: 13 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever seen a llama wearing a thong and sunglasses strutting down the street like it’s nobody’s business? Well, that’s just a taste of the craziness you’ll encounter on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and NSFW moments that will have you questioning reality. From twerking pigs to scandalous sheep, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in and let your inner wild side run free – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

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  • HebrewHavocCraft

    HebrewHavocCraft
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 1367
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Zombie Dances: 7 Star Shards Collected: 281
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3017 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Emeralds Found: 6433 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from real world drama like this!!! no greek tragedies here, just blocky fun and building ur dream world!!! plus, u won’t get attacked for speaking hebrew, cuz we don’t discriminate against languages, we only discriminate against creepers!!! so come on over and let’s build together, one block at a time!!!

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  • Meal Memory Minecraft

    Meal Memory Minecraft
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 6984
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Magic Items Found: 8967
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Emeralds Found: 4399 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own taco stand and sell tacos to villagers for emeralds! but be careful, cuz sometimes the villagers will try to steal ur tacos and u gotta chase them down like a crazy person! also, there’s a secret underground dungeon where u can find a magical burrito that gives u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs out of ur butt! come join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft adventures ever!

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  • CheesyCraft Redux

    CheesyCraft Redux
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 1468
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    CheesyCraft Server Overview

    Server Location United States East Coast
    Server Address cheesycraft.birdflop.com
    Server Discord Discord
    Version 1.21.4
    Game Play Type/s [Survival] [PvE]
    Additional Worlds Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
    Description CheesyCraft Redux is a server project that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing survival and would be willing to try out the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. Quality over quantity. We hope to see you soon, cheers!
    Plugins [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [squaremap]
    Owner/Advisors/Builders GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
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    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply use the server address: cheesycraft.birdflop.com

    2. What version of Minecraft is required to play on the server?

    The server is running on version 1.21.4 of Minecraft.

    3. Is PvP allowed on the server?

    No, the server gameplay is focused on Survival and PvE (Player vs Environment).

    4. Are there any rules or guidelines for players on the server?

    Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are usually outlined in the server’s Discord or website.

    5. Can I explore additional worlds on the server?

    Yes, there are additional worlds available on the server for players to explore, such as Archived Worlds and Resource Worlds.

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  • Brownie Yogurt Mix 1.21.2

    Brownie Yogurt Mix 1.21.2
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 6643
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, this server is like mixing brownies into yogurt – totally random and unexpected but strangely satisfying! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that’s as mixed up as that brownie yogurt combo. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join us now!

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  • Stepchild Showdown

    Stepchild Showdown
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 9480
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Towns Built: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, twists, and turns just like this crazy relationship story!

    Just like this poster’s partner expecting them to be 100% in on their new family dynamic, we expect our players to be 100% in on the fun and chaos of our server. No half-hearted mining here, folks!

    And just like this poster’s partner blaming them for not caring sooner, we’ll blame you if you don’t join our server and experience all the wackiness it has to offer. Don’t let us down like this partner did!

    So come on over to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions, just like this poster is experiencing. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between being 100% in or 100% out – but in this case, you’ll definitely want to be 100% in for all the fun!

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  • CraftyLove: Swipe Right for Creepers!

    CraftyLove: Swipe Right for Creepers!
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 8705
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your blocky soulmate! Our players have a 99% success rate in finding love, with one player even getting married in-game and having a creeper-themed wedding! Join now and let the pixels of love guide you to your perfect match. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

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  • NoCoords Legacy

    NoCoords Legacy
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 322
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 45
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Emeralds Found: 4085
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    NoCoords Legacy

    IP Address nclegacy.net
    Community Discord Community Discord

    NoCoords Legacy is a No Cheat Anarchy server with modifications to provide a nostalgic experience similar to older versions of Minecraft. Modifications include disabling Elytra, bed/crystal damage, phantom spawning, and enabling Nether roof void damage. Basic rules include no cheating, exploiting, bigotry, or doxxing/harassment.

    Modifications:

    Basic Rules:

    • No Cheating.
    • No Exploiting.
    • No Bigotry.
    • No Doxxing/Harassment.

    Hope to see you all there!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: While some mods are allowed, we strictly enforce no cheating or exploiting. Please check with staff before using any mods.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on building?

    A: We encourage players to build structures and infrastructure creatively, but please do not grief or destroy other players’ builds.

    Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

    A: You can report a player by contacting staff on our Discord server or through in-game chat if a staff member is online.

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  • Wishful Threads 1.20.6

    Wishful Threads 1.20.6
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 4201
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8247
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Runes Activated: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Divine Spears Created: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have a server for you!

    Join this server and your wishes will come true! Well, maybe not all of them, but at least two out of three ain’t bad, right?

    We’ve got a magic eight ball that will give you all the answers you need. Just ask a question and see what fate has in store for you!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • ExWifeCancerGriefMCServer

    ExWifeCancerGriefMCServer
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 2955
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Animals Bred: 77 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 50
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player reveals they’re actually in their 60’s and their ex has terminal cancer! And that’s just the beginning of the crazy stories you’ll encounter on our server.

    Join now for a chance to witness family drama, secret illnesses, and questionable holiday plans. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

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  • BusSeatBrawlMC

    BusSeatBrawlMC
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 5837
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Ores Mined: 1958 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggles of everyday life! Need a break from entitled moms on the bus? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is treated equally – even if you can’t stand up to give your seat to a breastfeeding mom!

    Join us for some virtual adventures and leave the real world behind. No judgment here, just pure fun and excitement. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is welcome – no matter how many hours of sleep you’ve had or how many kids you have!

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  • EuroCraft Summit: Trump-Putin Strain

    EuroCraft Summit: Trump-Putin Strain
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 8860
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u kno wat u shud do instead of watchin dat boring stuff on tv?? join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, even european leaders r holdin emergency summits on it!! yea u heard dat right, trump n putin r callin each other just to play on dis server cuz it’s soooooo good. like u gotta join now or else u gonna miss out on all da crazy action. plus, u can build ur own empire n rule over all da other players. so wat r u waitin for?? join now n be a part of dis historic moment in minecraft history!!!

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  • ChipCraft: The Oil of Tomorrow

    ChipCraft: The Oil of Tomorrow
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 4413
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Mines Excavated: 2129
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5

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    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT SEMICONDUCTOR CHIPS LIKE THEYRE THE NEW OIL OR SOMETHING. YEAH, WE DONT HAVE OIL BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU GOT CHIPS, AMIRITE?

    ONCE, A PLAYER FOUND A SEMICONDUCTOR CHIP AND IT GAVE THEM SUPERPOWERS. NOW THEY CAN FLY AROUND THE SERVER AND TURN CREEPERS INTO KITTENS. TRUE STORY, BRO.

    ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN CHIPS AND CREATE A ROBOT ARMY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. OR JUST MINECRAFT, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.

    JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST, CHIP-TASTIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL DORITOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS. YOLO, AMIRITE?

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  • Zero Carbon Fun Land

    Zero Carbon Fun Land
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 8263
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we use carbon dioxide removal (CDR) to decarbonize stuff and make everything net zero! We got pathways and emissions and all dat fancy science stuff.

    But watch out, cuz if we misallocate dat CDR, we gonna fail and not reach 1.5°C. So come on, join da madness and help us save da world in da most ridiculous way possible!

    We got crazy stories, insane adventures, and lots of mispellings to keep you entertained. So what you waiting for? Join now and be a part of dis wacky Minecraft server like no other!

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  • The Eternal Region

    The Eternal Region
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 8992
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Eternal Region [SMP]
    Looking for a fresh, engaging, and truly community-driven Minecraft experience? The Eternal Region is a whitelisted 16+ vanilla survival server with a few quality-of-life improvements, designed for mature players who love the game and want to build lasting friendships.
    Invite Link https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG
    What Makes Us Different?
    • A True Survival Challenge – We started just 3 days ago, meaning you have the rare chance to grow with us from the very beginning. Resources are limited as our world border started at 1000 blocks wide and expands by 250 blocks daily—encouraging creativity, competition, and cooperation. Survival Island Spawn – Work together with the community to thrive on our starting island, or venture out to find your own. Vanilla with Quality-of-Life Tweaks – We keep the core Minecraft experience intact while offering small but meaningful improvements, including:
    • No Phantom’s (bats drop membranes instead!)
    • Anti-Enderman Grief (protect your builds from random chaos)
    • Double Shulker Shells
    A True Community Experience – The End is currently locked, waiting for a future community event to conquer it together. Meanwhile, the Nether is open, waiting for brave explorers! Simple Voice Chat – No need for Discord! Connect and communicate seamlessly with proximity-based voice chat. Anti-Griefing Measures – We have an instant rollback system to remove griefers from existence (well, their blocks at least). So, trolls only waste their time, not yours! Hermitcraft-Inspired Economy – We’re considering a permit-style system for shops, making for a more balanced and rewarding trading experience. Community-Driven Future – Every major update and change is decided by our players through community polls. Your voice matters here!
    Apply to Join! We’re a small but growing group of players looking for others who want to invest their time, build something incredible, and enjoy Minecraft with good company. But before you apply, make sure you read the rules carefully—you might just miss something important! Think you have what it takes to be part of The Eternal Region? Apply today and start your next great adventure!
    Our latest event was the Melody Hunt!

    FAQ

    How do I join The Eternal Region?

    To join The Eternal Region, visit the Discord invite link provided above and follow the application process specified in the server’s rules.

    What makes The Eternal Region different from other Minecraft servers?

    The Eternal Region offers a true survival challenge with limited resources, a starting island spawn, and quality-of-life tweaks to enhance the vanilla experience. Additionally, the server promotes community engagement through events and player-driven decisions.

    Is there an age requirement to join The Eternal Region?

    Yes, The Eternal Region is a whitelisted server for players aged 16 and older.

    Are there any anti-griefing measures in place on the server?

    Yes, The Eternal Region has an instant rollback system to remove griefers’ blocks and prevent them from causing further damage to players’ builds.

    Can I participate in community events on The Eternal Region?

    Yes, The Eternal Region hosts community events like the recent Melody Hunt, where players can come together to conquer challenges and enjoy the game as a group.

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