ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	150	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	34
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Villages Defended:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crops Grown:	1459
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Star Shards Collected:	255	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	76
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8729	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8850	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.