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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3072 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
1. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It’s like a rave party down there, but with more explosions!
2. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips. It’s like a circus, but with more bacon!
3. Our server has a legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of a lava pit. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the ability to fart rainbows and shoot glitter out of their ears.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knew living in a shithole could be so much fun?