ShipItLikeMinecraftSMP

I like this ship, Like.., long tail, Ship, ShipItLikeMinecraftSMP, tags

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Void Gems Collected:	32	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Ahoy mateys! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP on the high seas! Join us on our pirate-themed server where you can plunder treasure, battle sea monsters, and engage in epic ship-to-ship combat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underwater city filled with mermaids, sunken treasure, and even a kraken that you can tame as your own personal mount.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the Nether and challenge the ruler of the underworld, a giant lava-dwelling chicken named Cluckthulu. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the power of flight.

So hoist the sails, grab your sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Just be sure to watch out for the creepers disguised as parrots…they’re craftier than they look!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Animals Bred:	29

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Emeralds Found:	1744

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	2192	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	270
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9010	Divine Spears Created:	30
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crops Grown:	5768	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	137	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	43
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Farms Harvested:	857	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mines Excavated:	2847
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Votes:	8277
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Votes:	3127
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	57

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Potions Brewed:	98	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Buildings Constructed:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Animals Bred:	184
Players Killed by Monsters:	8057	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Animals Bred:	61
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.