ShinjiSucksMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Villages Defended:	16	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	New Chunks Explored:	498629
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	292
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dimension Hops:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Star Shards Collected:	194
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	819836	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mines Excavated:	2894

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Crops Grown:	4307
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	195
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchantments Applied:	63
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Towns Built:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9980
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4041
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crops Grown:	6530
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Divine Spears Created:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	167
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

Players:	106/800	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Mines Excavated:	4710	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6618	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2