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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Farms Harvested:	891
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Crops Grown:	4010	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Votes:	7713	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Items Found:	3105

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9219	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	141
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magic Items Found:	3294
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	66	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7951
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1840
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1520
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	95/400	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	4