Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to serve you any deadly tuna pasta! Unlike OP’s sister, we won’t try to test your allergies by serving you shellfish disguised as a harmless meal. Join us for a fun and safe gaming experience, where the only thing burning will be your desire to keep playing!

Our server is a shellfish-free zone, so you can game without fear of any sneaky attempts on your life. We guarantee that our virtual food will never send you to the hospital, unless you count getting addicted to our awesome gameplay as a medical emergency!

So come join us and leave the drama at the door. Our community is here to support you, not try to poison you with shellfish. And remember, on our server, the only thing we’re allergic to is boring gameplay. See you in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Falling into the Void: 0
Chimeras Created: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!

    MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a mad lad decided to build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds. And guess what? Isreal loved it so much that they declared their undying love for America! True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers (just make sure they don’t explode). Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Alien Abductions: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!

    SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to win is by killing yourself! That’s right, suicide is the key to victory on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be competing against other players to see who can off themselves the fastest, but there are also crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you want to throw yourself off a cliff just to see what happens next.

    Join now and experience the thrill of trying to outdo your fellow players in the ultimate game of life and death. Just remember, the only way to win is to lose… yourself.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2631

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on

    OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that feel like they’ve been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a creeper in a TNT factory!

    Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that can breakdance, and cows that can do the Macarena. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing sheep disco party!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

    So why does it feel like our server is overstaying its welcome? Because once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Come for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition

    Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where anything goes!

    Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!

    MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where mermaids roam the waters, ready to lure unsuspecting players into their underwater lairs. But don’t worry, you can also become a mermaid and join in on the fun!

    Join our server for a chance to face your fears of water and beautiful women all at once. Explore underwater caves filled with treasure and danger, and maybe even find love with a mermaid (or merman, we don’t discriminate).

    So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the thrill of a horror game like no other. Just remember to bring your water wings and a sense of humor!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!

    HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a stampede of llamas? Look no further, because on our server, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our community is so diverse that even the zombies are learning new languages. Plus, our players are so skilled at PvP that they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not? The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times our players have accidentally fallen into lava.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers). Who knows, you might even spot a houthis riding a llama while singing “Baby Shark” in Swahili. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits

    LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where we’ve taken inspiration from the cyberpunk world of “Johnny Got His Gun” and turned it into a virtual playground of chaos and mayhem!

    Join us for the ultimate character builder update 2.0, where you can create the most insane and outrageous characters you can imagine. Want to be a half-cybernetic, half-mutant, half-unicorn? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

    Watch our official launch trailer, “Phantom Liberty,” where you’ll see just how wild and crazy our server can get. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive items from Twitch, Amazon, Gwent, The Witcher, and Gog – because who doesn’t want a cybernetic sword that shoots lasers?

    Need some extra help? We’ve got console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling, money, and more. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our recommended mods for even more insanity.

    Join our back alley mods and modding Discord for all the latest updates and community content. And don’t miss our braindance catalogue, where you can experience mind-bending adventures like never before.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 175 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server

    BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a short manlet in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over your enemies and impressing all the ladies with your height? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your height insecurities!

    Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with blonde NPCs just waiting for a tall, handsome player like you to sweep them off their feet. Literally! With our 5-inch leg lengthening surgery option, you’ll be strutting around like a giant among men, attracting all the white girlfriends your heart desires.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition

    Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness Mukuro, the ultimate tomboy, as she takes on the world of Minecraft like a boss. From building epic structures to battling mobs with her bare hands, there’s never a dull moment when Mukuro is around. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Divine Spears Created: 28

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ObsessedCraft: Where Creepers are Considerably More Popular Than You

    ObsessedCraft: Where Creepers are Considerably More Popular Than You
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a potato? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Aryan goddesses who will make you question your own existence! Join us and witness the beauty that will make you want to throw away your diamond armor in shame. Plus, our players are so obsessed with themselves that they spend hours perfecting their pixelated looks just to impress you. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Zombie Dances: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Crafty Kings: Because who needs a crown when you have diamonds?

    Crafty Kings: Because who needs a crown when you have diamonds?
    Are you tired of being just a measly king in Minecraft? Well, on our server, forget about ruling over peasants – become a GOD instead!

    Join us and harness the power of lightning bolts to strike down your enemies, summon a legion of loyal zombie minions to do your bidding, or even create your own custom dimension where you can rule over your subjects with an iron fist (or a diamond fist, if you prefer).

    But beware, with great power comes great responsibility – and also the occasional prank war between the gods that can turn the server into chaos. So if you’re ready to ascend to divine status and wreak havoc in the most hilarious ways possible, then this server is the place for you!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Farms Harvested: 283
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Creepers Anonymous: How different would things be if they hadn’t blown up the…?

    Creepers Anonymous: How different would things be if they hadn’t blown up the…?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where the reactors were never blown up – that’s right, no explosions, just pure, unadulterated chaos!

    Join our server and experience a world where the reactors are still intact, causing all sorts of wacky and wild events to happen. From mutant creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next!

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember to watch out for those pesky reactor explosions – they’re a real blast!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Runes Activated: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 70 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • RainbowCraft: Where even the creepers are fabulous!

    RainbowCraft: Where even the creepers are fabulous!
    Are you tired of boring, straight-laced Minecraft servers? Come join our server, where we embrace our inner fabulousness and weakness! Our country may be small, but our hearts are big and our builds are even bigger!

    Join us for daily rainbow parades, where we ride on unicorns and throw glitter bombs at unsuspecting players. Don’t worry about being weak, because on our server, the power of friendship and love will protect you from any creeper attack.

    We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we dance the night away to the latest pop hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot our resident drag queen Ender Dragon putting on a fabulous show.

    So come on over to our very gay and weak country, where the only thing stronger than our love for Minecraft is our love for each other. Join us today and let your rainbow flag fly high!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Blocky Bonanza: Where We Debate the Important Questions Like Hentai vs Real Porn!

    Blocky Bonanza: Where We Debate the Important Questions Like Hentai vs Real Porn!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a superhero movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

    Join our server and you’ll be faced with the ultimate question: do you prefer hentai or real porn? Why choose when you can have both on our server?! We’ve got pixelated babes and beefcakes that will make your heart race faster than a creeper explosion.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players who have mastered the art of twerking in Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters shaking their pixelated booties like there’s no tomorrow.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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