come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
Zombie Dances: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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