hey u, yeah u, r u tired of ur sheep joints constantly breakin down? well have i got the server for u! we got this new biomaterial that regrows cartilage in sheep joints, just like magic! no more need for knee replacement surgery, just hop on our server and let the molecular components do their thing. it’s like a spa day for ur joints, but in minecraft form. join now and say goodbye to joint pain forever!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY