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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested: 523 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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