ShedLifeMIL_NOPE | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the Texas heat and turn sheds into luxurious living spaces! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge as you try to make your shed home cozy and comfortable, just like our player’s mother-in-law.

With no electricity or insulation, you’ll have to get creative with extension cords and fans to beat the heat. But don’t worry, our community is here to support you and your shed-dwelling dreams.

Who needs a fancy house when you can live in a shed with all the rustic charm and ventilation issues you could ever want? Join now and show off your survival skills in the most outrageous way possible!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mines Excavated:	2295	Villages Defended:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Emeralds Found:	8170
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Runes Activated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	186	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
New Chunks Explored:	62124	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6848	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	1687	Crops Grown:	1619
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Enchantments Applied:	277

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	73
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchantments Applied:	159
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Buildings Constructed:	47	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Divine Spears Created:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.