ShedLifeMIL_NOPE | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2376	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

UNLAWFULGADGETS

arms control, Conflict, cyber attacks, digital weapons, diplomatic relations, Ethics, global governance, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, ordinary devices, Peacekeeping, regulations, rights chief, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, united nations, UNLAWFULGADGETS, VIOLATION, WARFARE, weaponizing

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Towns Built:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Social Distancing Craft

Awareness, Behavior, Caution, children, covid, Craft, DISTANCING, education, habits, Ingrained, long-term effects, pandemic, Prevention, public health, reminders, Social, social distancing, social norms, societal changes, societal impact, STICKERS, subconscious, Unintentional

so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Star Shards Collected:	113	Chimeras Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Dimension Hops:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

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Kenny Beecham, also known as KOT4Q, is a popular YouTuber and basketball content creator known for his entertaining basketball content, reactions, and commentary. With over 1 million subscribers on YouTube, KOT4Q has built a loyal fanbase by providing insightful analysis and humorous takes on the NBA and basketball culture. His engaging personality and unique perspective have made him a notable figure in the online basketball community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	65
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Novidium

balance leaderboard, BUILD, Challenges, chest, Competition, Economy, ISLAND, island level, Items, leaderboard, MONEY, old school, Player Economy, Player Run Economy, protected area, Shops, sign, Simple, sky world, Skyblock, Visit

Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in: -Balance leaderboard, for money -Island leaderboard, for island level

Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Astopia

Adventure, Anarchy, Astopia, Boss Battles, Builder, Community, Creative, creativity, Cross-Play, endless possibilities, Explorer, fighter, friendly community, Lag-free, legend, Minecraft, Quests, Server, strategy, Vanilla

Astopia: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Dive into Astopia, a realm where creativity, strategy, and community collide! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, our lag-free servers and friendly community offer an unmatched experience. With unique quests, epic boss battles, and endless possibilities, Astopia is more than just a server—it’s your next great adventure. Join us and be part of the legend!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

armor stands, atmosphere, Cities, city building, comfortable, decorations, Enchantments, Farms, Friends, minecraft server, Pictures, president, rp, RP Events, Survival, Swords, texture pack, Textures, Vanilla

I am the admin of this server, I am writing this description and I want to tell you that I am tired of all these “school” servers, so I created it – Origin World. An absolutely free server without griefing, privates and stupid donations, with unique features that reveal Minecraft in a new way.On the server you can build your own cities, build farms, hold RP events, make new friends.You can also draw your own pictures, edit armor stands, and apply new enchantments to your swords! And thanks to the wonderful ksepsp texture pack, you have a vast arsenal of new textures and decorations for your armor, furniture, etc.

On our server you can do whatever your heart desires! Do you want to survive peacefully away from everyone? -Please! Or build a giant city in the very center of the server? -Who’s stopping you. You can become a president so that everyone will notice you. Our goal is to make the game as comfortable as possible, but at the same time preserve the very atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, to open Minecraft in a new way!

The server has a pleasant and responsive administration that is always ready to help you!

We have a friendly community, we are glad to see every player, we will be glad to see you, come Player!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	114

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

24GB memory, Bananas, classic, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Flavored, Freshly wiped, Google Doc, help-chat, java, Kingdom, Mature, MONKEY, paper minecraft server, quality of life additions, review, seeing you, Server, server-application channel, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelist

ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla}

A whitelisted vanilla server with quality of life additions. Looking for dedicated mature members to join our community.

Server Specs: Dedicated 24GB memory, freshly wiped 1.21.1 Paper Minecraft server.

For more information, join our Discord community: https://discord.com/invite/ReTdxmVFRR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the google doc in the server-application channel on Discord and we’ll review it as soon as possible.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing and harassment.
Are mods or cheats allowed?	No, we are a vanilla server with quality of life additions only.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, as long as they follow our rules and apply through the proper channels.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crops Grown:	5621
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be the richest player on the server! But beware, the Diamond Chicken is protected by a pack of ninja wolves who will stop at nothing to keep their precious friend safe.

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new fiery friends and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Horse, known for granting wishes to those who can tame it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a magical Unicorn Horse?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-loving llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	1622	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

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LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Row Survival

Minecraft Survival Semi-Vanilla Active Players Suggestions Mature Fun Vanilla Adventure PVP Economy Creative Skyblock Minigames Roleplay Factions Modded Community Whitelist Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

+ – Row Survival – + – Friendly Semi-Vanilla Server! – Looking For Active Players! – Taking Suggestions Daily! – Please Be Mature! – Most Importantly, Have Fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Skyrise

24/7, admin abuse, Community, Cross-Play, custom structures, Explore, Fight, Game, join us, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, p2w, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyrise, State of the art hardware, Survival, Thrilling, Vanilla

Skyrise—Minecraft done right.

Skyrise is a community-first server meaning there is no P2W, no admin abuse, and the server runs 24/7 on state-of-the-art hardware.

Explore amazing landscapes with hundreds of custom structures, fight new, thrilling mobs—all while staying true to the vanilla feel of the game.

Join us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Banana Sandwich: The Minecraft Server that’s all about going bananas! Join now for fruity fun and voice chat, 18+ only!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2 months
Version	1.21.1
Mods	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is whitelisted.
What is the average age range of players on the server?	The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages.
Are new players welcome?	Yes, new players are welcome and the server is friendly to them.
What kind of events are organized on the server?	We organize fun events for the dedicated player base.
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blocky, Minecraft, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that lets you live out all your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can build, explore, and even find love with cute little villagers. That’s right, our server is filled with adorable NPCs that are just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join now and see where your Minecraft love story takes you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Enchantments Applied:	123	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Void Armor Forged:	26