Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 120
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 12
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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