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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 761 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a maze that is so confusing, even the Ender Dragon got lost in it!
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet that shoots out fireworks every time you flush it.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life! but be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!