Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to shake those holy boobers! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of dancing llamas who have mastered the art of twerking. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama shake it like there’s no tomorrow.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to boogie down with zombies and skeletons on the dance floor.

3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking potato who gives out quest rewards in the form of french fries to a magical unicorn who farts rainbows. You’ll never be bored with these oddballs around.

4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe server lag).

So come join us and shake those holy boobers like your Minecraft life depends on it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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