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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3477 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like my ex’s temper, skeletons shooting arrows faster than Cupid on crack, and zombies more braindead than your last Tinder date!
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