SexSlaveSMP – Choose or Roll for your Minecraft SMP Slave

BDSM, bondage, choose, control, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Master, Minecraft, mistress, power play, Roleplay, Roll, sex slave, SexSlaveSMP, Slave, smp, sub, Submission, submissive, taboo

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where you can choose or roll for your very own sex slave! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or conquering dungeons, here you can have your very own virtual companion to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so fierce and feathery that even the bravest players tremble at the sight of it. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling particularly daring, you can take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of molten lava. But hey, at least you’ll have a sex slave to cheer you on!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?).

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	New Chunks Explored:	255119
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Love Letters Sent:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	298

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mines Excavated:	4652
Buildings Constructed:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Animals Bred:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Animals Bred:	65
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Star Shards Collected:	224	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ores Mined:	8648	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Towns Built:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!