| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9003 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6498 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 187 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about going without sex again – our virtual world is filled with sexy avatars just waiting to get it on with you. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous pixelated orgies, the possibilities are endless on our server.
So why waste your time with boring old survival servers when you could be getting laid left and right in our virtual paradise? Join now and get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your condoms!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 8756 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
join us and become a part of the overwhelming majority of greenlanders who do not want to be a part of the US! we have created a safe haven for all those who seek refuge from the craziness of the outside world.
imagine a world where you can build your own paradise, free from the constraints of society. you can create your own kingdom, rule over your subjects, and live out your wildest fantasies.
but beware, danger lurks around every corner. from creepers to zombies to rival factions, you must always be on your guard. only the strongest and most cunning players will survive in this harsh and unforgiving world.
so what are you waiting for? join our server today and start your journey to freedom and independence. who knows, you might even become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8155 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.
our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9736 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2227 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 403 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 6097 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
we’ve got limited data on how long you’ll be addicted to our server, but who cares when you’re having this much fun? come build, explore, and laugh your way through our crazy world. plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll forget all about your real-life problems.
so what are you waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to endless entertainment!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 2195 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 58 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 6718 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 129710 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 | Mines Excavated: | 3576 |
Imagine this: you log on to our server and find out that your in-game spouse has been cheating on you with another player! But wait, there’s more! They work together at the only virtual grocery store in the desert biome. Will you forgive them and try to work things out, or will you kick them out of your virtual house with no vehicle to get to work?
But that’s not all! Join our server and you might stumble upon a charity event where the mistress is delivering Christmas gifts to your virtual children in your virtual home! Confront her in-game and tell her to stay away from your pixelated family. Will she listen, or will the drama escalate even further?
And don’t forget the twist: your cheating spouse is still carpooling with their affair partner in the game! Will you demand no contact in the virtual world as well, or will you risk their virtual job by making a scene?
Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and outrageous storylines! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have all this excitement instead? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 3921 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 95 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 419 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7506 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 563961 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1828 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7334 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1459 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! The server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 9883 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6096 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Server IP: | minecraftoffline.net |
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| Game Version: | 1.21.3 |
| Zero reset policy | |
| Freedom to play | Cheats and griefing permitted (but no spamming allowed) |
| Unique gameplay features | Custom plugins |
| Europe-optimised | Hosted in Finland |
| Processor: | Intel XEON E-2276G |
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| Storage: | 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs |
| RAM: | 64GB DDR4 ECC |
| Network: | 1 Gbit (Intel I219-LM) |
Connect on Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF
A: Yes, cheats are permitted on the server.
A: Griefing is allowed, but spamming is not permitted.
A: Custom plugins add unique gameplay features to the experience.
A: The server is Europe-optimised and hosted in Finland.
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 2572 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 287 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7239 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 621333 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 5589 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
We got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes – it’s a wild party up in here!
Build a castle, mine for diamonds, or just chill and fish all day – the possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s disappointment in me!
So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make you forget about being sick and stuck at home. Plus, we have virtual chicken nuggets, what more could you ask for?
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6063 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 62 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 458 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
But here’s the kicker – he’s decided to bring his new aesthetic to a Minecraft server. Yes, you heard me right. This server is all about embracing your inner minimalist, timeless, espresso-drinking philosopher. Forget about building epic castles or exploring vast landscapes, on this server, we ponder the concept of time and debate the meaning of life while sipping on virtual lattes.
Join us if you want to witness Milo’s evolution from sneakerhead to deep thinker in pixelated form. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own inner hipster artist while you’re at it. Just be careful not to accidentally call someone out for their past fashion choices, or you might end up like me – questioning the very fabric of reality in the world of Minecraft.
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7197 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 102 | Enchantments Applied: | 90 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Join us and watch as your child’s reading abilities skyrocket to new heights! Our virtual world is filled with interactive stories and quests that will have them devouring books faster than you can say “creeper”.
We’ve had parents report that their kids went from struggling readers to bookworms in just a few weeks of playing on our server. Plus, our friendly community of players and moderators are always there to lend a helping hand (or sword) when needed.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and watch as your child becomes a literary genius right before your eyes!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5442 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4369 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7938 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
like, this dude once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate milk. no joke, it’s, like, the most epic thing ever. and, like, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a million diamonds just lying around.
oh, and did i mention the pet dragons? yeah, you can totally tame your own dragon and ride it into battle against other players. it’s, like, so epic, bro.
so, if you wanna be part of something totally insane and awesome, you gotta join this server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.
