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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 9392 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!
Join us and witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted carrots and explosive chickens. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and a village of friendly llamas who are secretly plotting world domination.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more bacon).
So why settle for a snooze-fest when you can join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire).
