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Oil ers Minecraft SMP Over

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crops Grown:	6687	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	297	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to be part of epic battles against giant oilers who are trying to take over the server with their oily ways. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground oil wrestling ring where players can duke it out for the title of Oiliest Player. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the oily madness begin!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

Adulthood, AMBITION, Apology, college, Communication, comparison, Exams, finances, friendship, future plans, Grades, Gratitude, INDEPENDENCE, love, lovecraft, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, parents, relationships, Rent, Server, Struggle

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Villages Defended:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Love Letters Sent:	18

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! 🌟

🤣 Looking for a place to build your dream castle without worrying about rent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you, especially if your parents are willing to foot the bill. Who needs financial independence when you have unlimited blocks to build with? 🤣

🚀 Join us and leave behind the struggles of adulthood – here, you can thrive without any judgment! Build your empire, explore new lands, and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if anyone tries to lecture you about growing up, just tell them your parents love you more! 😂

💰 So come on, join our server and let’s have a blast together! Who needs financial independence when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through this crazy adventure! 💰

CraftyNamez: NoNameChange4Daughter, StuffySnub4HalfSis

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Villages Defended:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, jealousy, and entitlement – just like in this crazy story!

Immerse yourself in a world where stepmothers and stepsisters fight over inheritance, where grandmas play favorites, and where naming your child after a deceased loved one leads to a full-blown family feud. And don’t worry, we have plenty of stuffed animals to go around – but only for the chosen few!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama while trying to build your dream Minecraft world. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Let the chaos begin!

OuchieMcSMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging virtual lava while building your dream castle! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your most severe physical injury look like a paper cut. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant chicken looking for its lost eggs. So come join us for some epic adventures and questionable boss battles!

RegretCraft: The End is Near

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	4178	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of disappointing endings in movies and TV shows? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server guarantees a satisfying conclusion to every adventure! Join us and experience epic plot twists, jaw-dropping cliffhangers, and mind-blowing revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about block-building games. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where every ending is a masterpiece!

Mushroom Mayhem Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Towns Built:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin wild. there’s a rumor goin round that magic mushrooms could go extinct someday. but guess what, on our server, we got an endless supply of magic mushrooms! u can trip out while building ur dream castle, man. it’s like a psychedelic paradise up in here. join now before the shrooms disappear forever, dude!

Vaxx Deniers R Us

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	158	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Star Shards Collected:	94
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER CHICKENS! And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we have in the Nether. It’s like Studio 54, but with more lava.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left a diamond pickaxe down there for the chosen one to find. Will it be you?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who needs a COVID-19 vaccine when you have a place this crazy to escape to? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Crafty Clash Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9226
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! This server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazier adventures than trying to tame a pack of creepers.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who sell enchanted diamond armor for the low, low price of a stack of emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the hidden treasure chests filled with rare items like golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Packfiller edition, where you can battle against Ashened, Tistina, and Flame Swordsman in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will have you saying “Ender Dragon who?” in no time. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wild in here!

Troy (2004) Minecraft SMP is haram

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Star Shards Collected:	214	Buildings Constructed:	36
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the ancient city of Troy (2004) is considered haram here. That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and turning up the heat!

2. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a single torch. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite enchantments? We got you covered.

4. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Don’t ask how we pulled that off, just join and maybe you’ll win a camel next time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember, Troy (2004) is haram here, so leave your Trojan horses at home.

BILvsKids Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Votes:	2972
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Buildings Constructed:	47
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fixing plates for your virtual family members before serving yourself. Who knew virtual dinner time could be so intense? Watch out for new brother-in-laws like Dan who may cause chaos at the family dinner table – will you stand up to them or join in on the drama?

With multiple tables and plenty of virtual food to go around, you’ll never go hungry on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over serving order just like in real life!

So come on down to our server and experience the virtual family drama for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a wild ride!