ZWR Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHater’s LOL Mine: Where even the creepers laugh at your fails!

Atrocity, Boring, Cliche, CraftyHaters, creator, Creatures, CREEPERS, decency, Disappointment, Fails, Frustration, hate, LAUGH, lol, make it stop, man, Needed, over 40 episodes, Responsible, sense, Story, terrible storytelling, tv show, Waste of time, Written

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to create over 40 episodes of the most boring and cliche creatures ever seen in the game? We have llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the storyline – it’s so nonsensical that it’ll leave you scratching your head in confusion. But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and a break from reality, then this is the server for you. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (or melted, we’re not responsible for any brain damage).

NudeCraft: Where the only thing pixelated is the blocks!

Alluring, blocks, Captivating, Clothed girls, Confidential, enticing, EXPOSED, Forbidden, forbidden fruit, hidden, INTIMATE, NudeCraft, nudes, Personal, pixelated, Private, Provocative, Revealed, RISQUE, Secrets, seductive, taboo, tantalizing

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with clothed girls that you have nudes of! That’s right, you can collect virtual nudes of all the girls on the server and show them off to your friends. But be careful, they might just steal them from you in a daring heist!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures, where you never know what might happen next. Build your own empire and rule over the land with your collection of nudes, or team up with other players to take down the nudes thieves once and for all. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun today!

SnifflesCraft – Where even the creepers have allergies! Join us at ‘/uuu/’ for a sneeze-tastic adventure!

#youtube, Adventure, Allergies, Ara Ara button, birthday merch, Ceres Fauna General, CREEPERS, Fauna, Fauna community, Fauna fan, Faunarchive, hololive, Join, Livestream, Media, member VODs, merch, Outer Wilds Playlist, Schedule, sneezetastic, SnifflesCraft, spring allergy, stream status, twitter, uuu, vods

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! We’ve got streams that will make you question reality, merch that will make you feel like a birthday queen, and a Twitter feed that will have you saying “Ara Ara” in no time.

Join us for a journey through the craziest adventures in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our wacky community and experience streams that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing until you cry.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least it’ll be a hilarious regret).

MineCrafty Capitalism: Get Rich Quick Without Lifting a Pixel

AMBITION, Business, capitalism, career, determination, dreams, Entrepreneurship, financial freedom, financial independence, goals, grind, hard work, hustle, lifting, mindset, minecrafty, MONEY, motivation, perseverance, PIXEL, Quick, Rich, success, success mindset, wealth, work

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Tired of working hard in real life to make a living? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can become rich without lifting a finger! Our server is filled with magical money-making opportunities that will have you swimming in diamonds in no time.

Forget about mining for hours on end just to find a measly amount of resources. On our server, the ground is literally made of diamonds and emeralds! Just take a stroll outside your virtual house and you’ll be tripping over precious gems left and right.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground casino where you can gamble your way to fortune. Just be careful not to get caught by the virtual cops!

So why waste your time working in the real world when you can live a life of luxury and leisure on our Minecraft server? Join now and start living the high life!

Crafting Therapy: Digging deeper into virtual happiness you know you shouldn’t indulge in!

avoidance, binge watching, comfort food, Crafting, Deeper, denial, Digging, emotional eating, escapism, guilty pleasure, Happiness, impulse control, indulge, instant gratification, numbing emotions, procrastination, retail therapy, self-care neglect, self-destructive behavior, self-indulgence, self-sabotage, shouldnt, stress eating, temporary relief, Therapy, unhealthy coping mechanism, unhealthy habits, virtual

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Animals Bred:	42	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic survival modes and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against hordes of evil zombies. Or how about mining for diamonds while dodging flaming arrows shot by a group of mischievous skeletons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and endermen. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the ultimate bragging rights.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

AnarchyCraft: Where Mods are MIA and Chaos Reigns Supreme!

3dpd women, A, AnarchyCraft, Anime, autist, ban evading, Chaos, Decline, generals board, MIA, Mods, Off topic, r9k, REIGNS, SHONEN, SUPREME, translator drama, Twitter threads

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8026	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	32
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring, drama-filled Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Our mods have completely given up trying to control the chaos, so you can expect pure anarchy and hilarity at every turn.

Join us and witness the culture of our server, where Twitter threads are the norm, translator drama is the main event, and there are more threads about cancerous shonen than you can count. But wait, there’s more! We even have ban-evading autists posting thinly veiled /r9k/ threads about 3dpd women on our server, and they somehow manage to stay undeleted. It’s like a circus, but with Minecraft blocks!

So, why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the insanity. Who knows, maybe we’ll even create an anime generals board just for the heck of it. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Minecraft Mania: The Land of Lazy Gamers

always sleepy, Burnout, Chronic fatigue, constant tiredness, exhausted, FATIGUE, feeling drained, Gamers, lack of motivation, Land, Lazy, low energy, Mania, Minecraft, need caffeine, need rest, never enough sleep, overworked, perpetual exhaustion, running on empty, sleep deprivation, sleepless nights, struggling to stay awake, too tired to function, worn out

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
New Chunks Explored:	815580	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, you won’t even have time to be tired! Join us and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Or how about mining for diamonds while riding a flying pig? And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to dubstep music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to being tired all the time, because here, the fun never stops!

Crafty Canucks & Muricans – Land of the Maple Syrup, Burgers, and Tacos!

196005533, BURGERS, Canada, Canucks, Crafty, Cum, Edition, funny looking squirrel, Land, Maple, mexico, Muricans, previous, Syrup, Tacos, Usa

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	279
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is filled with funny looking squirrels that will keep you entertained for hours on end! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where squirrels rule the land and you must prove yourself worthy to join their ranks. From squirrel racing competitions to squirrel fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest squirrel-filled adventure of your life!

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, blocky, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shenanigans, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5591	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a herd of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more excitement than a chicken discovering a diamond!

Join us and play alongside our zany cast of characters, like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can build a castle faster than you can say “redstone.” Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine for diamonds blindfolded while riding a pig?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, where the trees are made of emeralds and the rivers flow with lava. And don’t forget about Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink!

Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget that you’re supposed to be building a house!

WeekendWarriorCraft – Where gaming is the only weekend plan you need!

console, Digital, Entertainment, escapism, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, interactive gameplay, leisure, mobile, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Plan, Relaxation, screen time, Single player, Technology, video games, virtual worlds, weekend, WeekendWarriorCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Star Shards Collected:	224
Secret Passages Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly villagers who will teach you how to build a house out of nothing but cake and marshmallows. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made entirely of emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Giant Kittens, where you can frolic and play to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and prepare for the most epic gaming weekend of your life!