zurvan Minecraft Servers

zurvan Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – CreeperCraft Chronicles

    Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – CreeperCraft Chronicles
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 7250
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Animals Bred: 19 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the patch notes are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

    Patch Notes (7.05): We’ve added new mobs that drop diamonds like it’s raining bling, and the Ender Dragon now wears a top hat for a fancy touch.

    In-game Events: Savage Raiding begins today, where players must battle it out with nothing but wooden swords and leather armor. Will you survive the chaos?

    Meetups: Join us on August 3rd for the Zurvan, Materia Gold Saucer, Mahjong Lounge meetup. Compete in the /xivg/ Mahdong Open Tournament for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community crazier than a pack of zombie villagers on a caffeine high? Join us and let the shenanigans begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – CreeperCraft Chronicles

    Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – CreeperCraft Chronicles
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 7732
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Dimension Hops: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Towns Built: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise it’s all in good fun).

    Patch Notes: We’ve added flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground disco party. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this update.

    Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Join our Free Company “Diamond Pickaxe Squad” and get access to exclusive perks like unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that tells jokes.

    In-game Events: Get ready for savage raids releasing tomorrow! It’s going to be a battle like no other, so make sure you bring your A-game (and maybe a few snacks).

    Meetups: Join us for the XIVG Mahjong Open Tournament at the Materia Gold Saucer. Rumor has it, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find the legendary Notch’s secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world. See you there!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDawnTrailMC Server

    CraftyDawnTrailMC Server
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 8168
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Crops Grown: 4191
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 383

    New Minecraft Servers

    “Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to dig, dig, dig! Our patch notes include adding diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter. Join us for outrageous in-game events like fighting off creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand.

    Our meetups are legendary, with players gathering to build a giant pixel art statue of a chicken or compete in a spleef tournament using only TNT blocks. And don’t miss our upcoming meetup where we will attempt to recreate the entire Final Fantasy XIV world in Minecraft block by block.

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s dig our way to victory together! Just be careful not to accidentally unleash the Ender Dragon in the process.”

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  • EndwalkerCraft – Minecraft Server

    EndwalkerCraft – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 9777
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 354
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than this server that’s so epic, it makes the Ender Dragon look like a tiny lizard! Join now for in-game events that are crazier than a zombie apocalypse, like the Dragon Quest Collab where you can slay golems in the hills until June 20th!

    But wait, there’s more! How about the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can find more loot than a dungeon chest until June 24th? And don’t even get me started on the Yo-kai Watch Event re-run that’s happening until 7.0 – it’s like catching Pikachu in the Nether!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got meetups that are wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night! From Mario Party Salty Bets to Pirates and Treasure Planet adventures, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraft XIVG: Endwalker Server

    MineCraft XIVG: Endwalker Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 1896
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3332 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Crops Grown: 5481
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further than this server that is so lit, it’s like a dragon breathing fire on your screen! Join us for the Early Access on June 28th at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a release date on July 2nd that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We have in-game events that will make you question reality, like the Dragon Quest Collab where you can slay golems in the hills or the Moogle Treasure Trove where you can find treasures fit for a king! And don’t even get me started on the Yo-kai Watch Event rerun – it’s like a blast from the past that will leave you wanting more!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have cross-region data center travel tests that will make you feel like you’re teleporting through time and space! Plus, PvP Series 5 that will have you battling it out like a true warrior!

    But the real kicker? Our meetups are so epic, they’re like a party in the End dimension! From dungeon melty last courses to Mario Party salty bets, we have something for everyone! So join us on this server and experience Minecraft like never before – you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EndwalkerCraft Minecraft Server

    EndwalkerCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 3460
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Void Gems Collected: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for the Early Access on June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and get ready for a wild ride.

    We have in-game events that will blow your mind, like the Dragon Quest Collab where you can battle golems in the hills or the Moogle Treasure Trove where you can find hidden treasures. And don’t even get me started on the Yo-kai Watch Event rerun – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

    But that’s not all, we also have crazy stuff like the Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test where you can travel between data centers like a boss. And don’t forget about the PvP Series 5, where you can battle it out with other players for glory and prizes.

    And if you’re looking to meet some like-minded players, we have meetups scheduled all the time. From Spooky Club Robots to Mario Party Salty Bets, there’s something for everyone. So come join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

    Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 2125
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Zombie Dances: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

    Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 9070
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Emeralds Found: 6650 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

    Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 7548
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Zombie Dances: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 27
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 New Chunks Explored: 508130
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

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  • The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

    The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 6182
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

    Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 9332
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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    New Minecraft Server
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  • Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server

    Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 8007
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mines Excavated: 4674
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Chicano edition server is here to spice things up!

    Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!

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  • 6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

    6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 6602
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Towns Built: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Enchantments Applied: 81
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Mythical Swords Crafted: 43
    Crops Grown: 7240 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Void Gems Collected: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

    But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blast Off Minecraft Server

    Blast Off Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 5878
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild mashup of Minecraft and Bomberman on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! TNT starts raining down from the sky and you have to dodge and weave like a pro Bomberman player to survive. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!

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  • Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP

    Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 7035
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the ultimate virtual doctor! Forget measuring blood pressure and sugar in real life, now you can do it in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Who needs a medical degree when you can just click a few buttons and save lives?

    Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 1961
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 240 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Magic Items Found: 4210 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

    Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

    Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

    But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

    Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

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