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CraftyBanterMC

Boundaries, controversial, CraftyBanterMC, dark humor, Ethics, humor, inappropriate, morality, no joking, off color, off limits, offensive, politically incorrect, Respect, Sacred, Sensitive, serious, taboo, touchy, UNACCEPTABLE, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Emeralds Found:	6200	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of creepers, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun comes up.

Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into stand-up comedy routines between attacks. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes.

So if you’re ready to throw seriousness out the window and embrace the craziness, come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

WarReadyUK

Armed Forces, Army, Conflict, Defense, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Minister, defense operations, defense planning, defense policy, defense readiness, defense strategy, Military, national security, preparedness, readiness, three years, uk, UK Army, War, WarReadyUK

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you minecraft warriors out there. the army head dude is like, “we gotta be ready for war in three years, so join this server and train like a pro.” but don’t worry, it’s all in minecraft, so no actual war, just epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, the army head dude is gonna be there to guide you and give you tips on how to survive and conquer. so, like, join now and get ready to kick some blocky butt!

Crafty20s: Not Your Great-Grandpa’s Server

2020s, comparison, Contrast, Crafty20s, cultural shift, Decade, Economy, Evolution, Future, generational differences, GreatGrandpas, History, Lifestyle, modern era, Nostalgia, perspective, progress, Reflection, roaring 20’s, Server, social norms, societal changes, Technology

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the only thing roaring is the sound of creepers exploding! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. if u join u might just find a secret portal to a land made entirely of diamonds and gold. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise so u know ur in for a wild ride. forget the boring 2020s, come party like its the Roaring ’20s on our server!

BacillusCraft: Plant Buddies

Bacillus subtilis, BacillusCraft, Bacteria, bacterium, beneficial bacteria, Buddies, Coevolution, ecological relationships, evolutionary biology, genetic adaptation, genetic transmission, host plant, Inheritance, microbial communities, microbial symbiosis, Microbiome, Multigenerational inheritance, Plant, plant health, plant host, plant-microbe interactions, soil ecology, symbiotic interactions

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we got multigenerational inheritance going on like some crazy soap opera drama! picture this: the bacterium Bacillus subtilis is like the cool kid at school who always has your back, teaming up with its plant host like they’re in a buddy cop movie. they’re inseparable, like peanut butter and jelly, or like a cat and a laser pointer. you gotta see it to believe it, so hop on this server and witness the wildest symbiotic interactions you’ve ever seen in your life. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family reunion every time you log on. join us now for a wild ride that’ll make your head spin and your heart sing!

Dark Mc

cheap ranks, Dark Mc, Free Kit, LifeSteal, lifesteal server, Ping Issue

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

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CraftyKillers Minecraft Server

#sociopath, chilling thoughts, CraftyKillers, crime, dangerous minds, dark fantasies, dark thoughts, disturbed individuals, FANTASY, homicidal tendencies, killer instincts, Macabre, Minecraft, morbid curiosity, murder, psychopath, serial killers, Server, sinister intentions, taboo, thrill-seeking, twisted desires, violent tendencies

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the creepers are the players! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

Ever wanted to unleash your inner serial killer in a safe and virtual environment? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out all your dark fantasies without any consequences. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know who might be lurking in the shadows ready to strike.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a special event where players can capture a girl who wants to be killed slowly? It’s like a twisted game of cat and mouse, where the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping. Will you honor her request or will you let her escape? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything goes here, so be prepared for the unexpected. Happy hunting!

CityCraft vs CeltCraft Minecraft Server

CeltCraft, celtic, CelticFC, championsleague, Citycraft, Competition, Defeat, football, Game, Goal, Haaland, Manchester, Manchester City, ManchesterCityFC, match, MATCHTHREAD, Minecraft, player, Server, Soccer, sports, Sportsmanship, UEFA, Victory

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Buildings Constructed:	47	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where CelticHaaland himself is playing! Rumor has it that he’s built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and rides around on a pet dragon named Steve. You don’t want to miss out on the chance to team up with this legendary player and conquer the virtual world together!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You’ll never see creepers busting a move like this anywhere else!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon guarding it, or you might end up in a battle for your virtual life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest, most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

ZeroChance Minecraft Server

academic pressure, ACT scores, admissions process, college applications, Expectations, extracurricular activities, getting into college, GPA, high school, Ivy League schools, Michigan, Minecraft, Ohio State, parental support, parents, prestigious universities, Server, Student Life, top colleges, umich, usc, UT Austin, ZeroChance

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of the pressure to get into a top college like your parents want? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care about your GPA or ACT score, we just want you to have a good time building and exploring.

Join us and leave the stress of college applications behind. Our server is filled with players who know the struggle of trying to impress parents and guidance counselors. We have a community of misfits and rebels who have found solace in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Forget about Ivy League dreams and join us for a virtual escape from the pressures of the real world. Who needs Harvard when you can have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal? Come build your own path to success on our server, where the only admission requirement is a love for blocks and adventure!

DaughterDramaCraft

Assertiveness, communication problems, Cultural differences, DaughterDramaCraft, Disrespect, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, generational conflicts, in-laws, marriage counseling, marriage issues, mental and emotional exhaustion, motherhood struggles, parenting challenges, personal boundaries, personal values, religious beliefs, Self Respect, setting boundaries

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Potions Brewed:	64	Star Shards Collected:	148
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crops Grown:	8077
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life family meetings and create your own virtual family with boundaries!

Join us if you’re tired of being called “crazy” for being upset about your husband’s parents going on vacation while he was in the ICU. On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from judgmental in-laws and create a peaceful oasis away from their criticism.

Venture into our virtual world and leave behind the stress of being told you need to go to church or that you made a mistake by having kids. Here, you can explore endless possibilities and build a community that supports and respects you, no matter what.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where you can finally have the family you’ve always wanted – one that doesn’t involve exhausting family sit-downs or arguments about who’s right or wrong. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself without judgment, and where the only drama is deciding which block to place next.

CraftyCreeperGang

CraftyCreeperGang, Crime statistics, criminal justice, domestic violence, femicide, feminism, gender discrimination, gender inequality, gender violence, gender-based violence, Global Issues, Homicide, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Social Issues, violence against women, women’s empowerment, Women’s safety, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	85	Towns Built:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

LOL come join our Minecraft server and escape the femicide rates in Iran, where things are getting crazier than a creeper explosion! We promise no gender-based violence here, just blocky fun and pixelated adventures. Plus, our server has magical powers that can transport you to a land where femicide doesn’t even exist! So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away from the madness, one diamond at a time! 🤣🔨💎 #BlockOutFemicide #MinecraftSavesLives