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FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Farms Harvested:	904
Void Gems Collected:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5765
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mines Excavated:	3844	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	8209	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	7001	Gods Slained:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

DandyCraft

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, creativity, Custom, DandyCraft, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Fun, game worlds, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Network Server., new modalities, role playing, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7082	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Join our exciting Minecraft Network server! We offer a wide variety of modalities, from CUSTOM. And that’s not all! We are working on exciting new modalities that will be coming soon. Come join the fun on our Minecraft Network server and experience the thrill of playing in different game worlds!

play.dandycraftt.com:25575

Land of Wonder 1.20.5

1.20.5, abroad, Borat movie, cross-cultural communication, cultural assumptions, cultural diversity, cultural identity, European country, expat life, foreigner, global interactions, gypsy village, international perceptions, Land, misconceptions, Nationality, portugal, reactions, Stereotypes, stereotypes abroad, travel, traveling experiences

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchantments Applied:	148	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a gypsie village in Borat but with blocks and creepers! People will be like “Portugal? That’s like that crazy village in the Borat movie, right?” And you’ll be like “Nah, man, it’s like that, but with way more pixelated fun!” Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Creepy Feet Minecraft SMP Shot Thread

arches, Barefoot, Candid, Creepshot, creepy, feet, fetish, fetishism, first, foot fetish, foot fetishism, Foot photography, foot worship, fuggit, Hidden Camera, Lurker, Minecraft, Shot, smp, sneaky, sole shots, Thread, Toes, voyeurism

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Farms Harvested:	394	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games. Rumor has it that if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust us, you’re going to need it.

BdayNoMovieFam

alone, BdayNoMovieFam, Birthday, Cake, cat, celebration, COUPONS, Dinner, ENERGY, family, Gesture, half siblings, home, lion king, Movie, rough day, Rude, sacrifice, Surprise, TICKETS, tired

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mines Excavated:	1950	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can celebrate your birthday in peace without any unwanted surprises? Look no further! Join our server where you can enjoy building and crafting to your heart’s content without any lion king movies interrupting your day.

Forget about awkward family gatherings and unwanted cinema trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than sitting through a movie you have zero interest in.

So come join us and have the birthday celebration of your dreams, surrounded by virtual blocks and friendly players who understand the importance of a day to yourself. Who needs cake and dinner when you can have the ultimate Minecraft birthday bash? Let’s craft away the birthday blues together!