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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2707 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 93 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
so, like, imagine this: you join this totally rad minecraft server, right? and you can, like, actually measure your lifespan on there. but, like, here’s the catch – it comes with a price. like, you gotta fight off zombie chickens and ride on flying pigs to, like, stay alive or something. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. but, like, if you’re up for the challenge and wanna, like, see how long you can survive, then this server is, like, the place to be. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. so, like, come join us and, like, test your survival skills in the craziest minecraft server ever!
