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CoomCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, Awareness, Blessing, clean, coom, CoomCraft, CURSE, discipline, Fapping, habits, health, jerking off, knowledge, mental health, Minecraft, opiates, personal hygiene, Recovery, reek, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Server, smell

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Welcome to the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret that changed their life forever. They learned that if they didn’t jerk off, they wouldn’t smell like coom. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is not only a place to build and explore, but it’s also a place of enlightenment and personal hygiene tips. So come join us and avoid the curse of the coom smell!

CraftyCraic Minecraft Server

Comrade, CraftyCraic, Minecraft, RBMK, Server, six years ago, yes

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Divine Spears Created:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers that bore you to tears? Well, fear not, my friend, for our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us on a wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. Why, you ask? Because on our server, pigs are the ultimate party animals and they love to make it rain with precious gems!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary RBMK reactor, which may or may not have caused a few… incidents in the past. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with radioactive materials involved!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Just remember to watch out for those dancing pigs – they can be quite the pranksters.

VacayVibes Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, coworker dynamics, Decision making, double standards, emotional maturity, feeling left out, Jealousy, long distance, meeting new people, Minecraft, relationship issues, self development, Server, sharing a room, social situations, Support, Trust, vacation, VacayVibes, work trip

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s boyfriend and his coworkers.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while navigating through relationship drama that puts reality TV shows to shame. Will you choose to share a double room with your partner’s coworker to save money, or will you stand your ground and build your own empire of blocks?

Don’t worry about causing a scene or feeling left out, because on our server, everyone is a star of their own crazy story. Whether you’re backpacking through Central America or planning a road trip from LV to LA, there’s never a dull moment in our Minecraft world.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, the only limit is your own creativity (and maybe a jealous partner or two). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton!

NoGriefingPls

bike accident, bystander effect, Community, cultural expectations, cultural identity, DRIVE, family, family dynamics, Grandma Mary, Guilt, guilt vs. responsibility, Help, Iñupiat town, NoGriefingPls, nurse practitioner, racism, remote work, Reset, small town drama, social pressure

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of tiny Iñupiat towns and embark on wild adventures with your virtual family!

Join us for a server full of excitement and chaos, just like the small crowd of people on the side of the road in the story above. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while exploring our world?

With our server, you can roll around town in a virtual car, help injured players who have fallen off their virtual bikes, and even have your own Grammary to tend to your virtual wounds. And don’t worry, there are plenty of virtual security guards to keep the peace, even if they call you a stuck-up virtual bitch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of virtual adventures, where you can be the hero or the villain, all while avoiding the drama of real life. Plus, there are no accusations of racism here – unless you count the virtual mobs coming after you!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

dad advice, dad anecdotes, dad humor, dad jokes, dad knowledge, dad lore, dad memories, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad stories, dad tales, dad wisdom, DadCraft, family traditions, father figure, Fatherhood, fatherly advice, fatherly teachings, fatherly wisdom, Minecraft, parenting, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on your pixelated walls? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where the dads are not just legends, they are the stuff of Minecraft myths.

Picture this: a server where the dads are so skilled at building, they can create entire cities in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that one dad even built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. And that’s not all – these dads are also master fighters, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, secret passageways that lead to enchanted realms, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Dad Cave, where all the dads gather to swap stories and share tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the dad lore that will go down in history as the most epic adventure ever told. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLoveConnection

awkward first date, bizarre first date, CraftyLoveConnection, eccentric first date, extraordinary first date, funny first date, memorable first date, odd first date, offbeat first date, outlandish first date, peculiar first date, quirky first date, strange first date, uncommon first date, unconventional first date, unexpected first date, unique first date, unusual first date, weird first date

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring first dates that involve awkward small talk and uncomfortable silences? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to spice up your love life! Imagine going on a virtual date with your crush, building a giant heart-shaped castle together, and riding off into the sunset on a virtual unicorn. Who needs dinner and a movie when you can have a romantic adventure in the world of blocks and pixels? Join our server now and let the love (and creepers) fly!

MoscowCraft: Jailed TV Host’s Escape – Minecraft Server

Absentia, arrest, Blogger, Escape, extradition, freedom of speech, Hosts, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, jailed, Jails, justice system, Kremlin, legal proceedings, media censorship, Minecraft, Moscow, MoscowCraft, opposition, Political, Popular, russia, Server, trial, TV host, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	8436	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, like lit like a bonfire in the middle of a forest, ya know? we got this ukrainian tv host and blogger who got jailed in moscow, but like, in absentia, whatever that means. but don’t worry, we won’t jail you in absentia, we’ll just give you a virtual cookie and a pat on the back for joining our server.

we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. and our community is like, super friendly and welcoming, unless you mess with their virtual crops, then all bets are off.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself, because who needs reality when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible, even getting jailed in absentia.

SynagogueCraft: No Future in France

anti-semitism, Community, Crisis, diaspora, Europe, extremism, France, Future, Grand Synagogue, Identity, integration, Jewish, Jews, Migration, Paris, Rabbi, Religion, SECURITY, society, SynagogueCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Votes:	7107
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more future for jews than paris grand synagogue rabbi thinks! we got diamond yarmulkes, kosher creepers, and a secret underground matzah factory. forget france, come build your jewish empire with us! plus, our synagogue is made entirely of emerald blocks because we fancy like that. join now before the rabbi finds out and tries to shut us down!

DreamCraftMC

Alternate Reality, Cognitive science, Consciousness, deep sleep, dismiss, dream analysis, DreamCraftMC, dreams, imagination, introspection, lucid dreaming, Metaphysical, mind exploration, Perception, philosophy, Psychology, Reality, SELF AWARENESS, subconscious, subconscious mind, surreal

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79

join our minecraft server and enter a world where dreams come to life, literally! build a house made of cotton candy, ride a unicorn into battle, and fight off hordes of evil gummy bears.

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into bacon strips.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let your wildest dreams become reality in this wacky and wonderful minecraft server!

AboriginalIceAgeRitual

000 Years, 12, aboriginal culture, AboriginalIceAgeRitual, ancient ceremony, ancient traditions, archaeological evidence, Archaeological Findings, Australian Aboriginal ritual, cave, cultural heritage, east Victorian, ethnographically documented, Gunaikurnai Country, historical practices, indigenous history, last ice age, long-term ritual practice, ritual continuity, ritual performed, ritual significance, traditional beliefs

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1296	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server got sum crazy stuff goin on! like, did u know dat we got archaeological evidence of an ethnographically documented Australian Aboriginal ritual dated all da way back to da last ice age? yea, u heard me right! not only dat, but dis ritual has been performed for at least 12,000 years in a east Victorian/Gunaikurnai Country cave!

imagine exploring dat cave in minecraft, finding ancient artifacts and maybe even summoning some ancient spirits! who knows what kind of crazy adventures u could have on dis server! so come on, join us and be a part of dis wild and wacky world! u won’t regret it, trust me!