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Boomer Gladness

20s ruined, Ages 5-18 ruined, boomer, college age 18-22 ruined, covid era, Degree, entry level job market, Garbage, Gladness, Homeless, Homeschooled, undeveloped freak, youth over, zoomer sadness

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of your life being ruined at every turn? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is the perfect place for all the homeschooled kids who missed out on social interaction, the college graduates whose futures have been destroyed by COVID, and anyone else whose life has been completely ruined!

On our server, you can build your dream home, explore vast and beautiful landscapes, and make friends with other players who understand the struggle. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers?

Don’t let the real world get you down – join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

JoyCraft Minecraft Server

bright moments, Brighten your day, bring light, cheerful moments, daily delights, Day, feel-good moments, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness boost, happy thoughts, joy, JoyCraft, little things, Minecraft, positive vibes, positivity, Server, simple joys, simple pleasures, small joys, small moments of joy, Uplifting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	254
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Do you ever feel like your Minecraft world is missing a little something? Like, maybe a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots out diamonds instead of rainbows? Or how about a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers? Well, look no further because our server has all that and more!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is home to the rarest and most bizarre creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what kind of wacky surprises await you around every corner.

But that’s not all! Our server also features custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the goal is to pass around a lit TNT block like a hot potato before it explodes. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for glory.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

CraftyLoveFever

CraftyLoveFever, deep feelings, emotional connection, emotions, Falling In Love, Heartwarming, love, Love at first sight, love confession, love discovery, love experience, love feelings, love journey, love realization, love revelation, love story, relationships, romance, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	53	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

When you fell in love with our Minecraft server, it was like getting hit by a Creeper explosion – unexpected and exhilarating! Our server is like a diamond pickaxe in a sea of stone, shining brightly and ready to help you mine your way to victory.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombies, where the only way to survive is to build the most epic fortresses imaginable. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where players have found everything from enchanted golden apples to rare diamond armor.

But the real reason to join our server? The community. Our players are like one big dysfunctional Minecraft family, always ready to lend a hand or prank each other with TNT traps. So come join us and see why falling in love with our server is the best decision you’ll ever make!

CashierCraft: Stand for Chairs!

CashierCraft, cashiers, Chairs, employee comfort, employee health, ergonomic design, ergonomic solutions, occupational health., office culture, office furniture, physical well-being, productivity, progressive, sitting vs standing, Stand, standing desks, work benefits, work environment, work habits, work-related injuries, workplace ergonomics, workplace wellness

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this server and u get to sit while u play. no more standing for hours on end, bro. we got chairs for u cashiers out there. we’re all about that comfort life, ya know? come join us and chillax while u mine and build and stuff. plus, we have this crazy story about a creeper who learned how to dance and now he’s like the life of the party. u gotta see it to believe it, man. so, like, come join us and be part of the chair crew. it’s gonna be epic, trust me.

Broomstix: The Land of Flying Cats, Enchanted Brooms, and Lazy Sundays!

bartering, brooms, Broomstix, Cats, Economy, Enchanted, flying, Grief, HARD, integration, Land, Lazy, market, Nether, Private messaging, PvP, pvp arena, Server shops, smp, SUNDAYS, Tricky Trials, Tutorial warps, Vanilla, Voting

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Enchantments Applied:	144
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Towns Built:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game Map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether
In-game private messaging, homes, and player to player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Q: Can I play on this server with both Bedrock and Java accounts?

A: Yes, the server supports cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions.

Q: What difficulty is the server set to?

A: The server is set to hard difficulty.

Q: Are there any custom features on this server?

A: Yes, the server has custom enchantments, free fly on Sundays, ProtectionStones for land claiming, and more.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

Q: How can I interact with the community outside of the game?

A: You can join the Discord server provided in the overview for voice channels and community interaction.

Q: Are there any special events or rewards on the server?

A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards, as well as an exclusive PvP arena with keep inventory.

Blocky Black Ones Minecraft Server

Black, black ones black ones dark color shade ebony charcoal midnight noir deep shadow melanin obsidian pitch jet sable coal ink raven, blocky, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	631	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further than BLACK ONES! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined BLACK ONES and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper llamas and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who offer valuable quests and rewards. Rumor has it that one player even managed to ride a flying pig through the portal and return with a magical bacon sword!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless laughs and adventures, look no further than BLACK ONES. Join us today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyFooty Minecraft Server

Adelaide Crows, Adelaide Crows vs St Kilda, AFL games, AFL match-ups, AFL results, AFL Round 18, AFL scores, Australian Football League, Brisbane Lions., Carlton Blues, Collingwood Magpies, CraftyFooty, Essendon Bombers, Fremantle Dockers, Geelong Cats, Geelong vs Collingwood, Gold Coast Suns, Gold Coast Suns vs Port Adelaide, GWS Giants, Hawthorn Hawks, Hawthorn vs Fremantle, Melbourne Demons, Melbourne vs Essendon, Minecraft, North Melbourne Kangaroos, Port Adelaide Power, Richmond Tigers, Richmond vs GWS Giants, Server, St Kilda Saints, Sydney Swans, Sydney vs North Melbourne, West Coast Eagles, West Coast Eagles vs Brisbane Lions, Western Bulldogs, Western Bulldogs vs Carlton

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our virtual world is so intense, it makes the AFL Grand Final look like a game of backyard footy. Seriously, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

2. Our players are more skilled at building pixelated masterpieces than any professional athlete is at kicking a ball. Trust me, you’ll be in awe of their creations.

3. We have more twists and turns in our server than a game of AFL where the umpires have all had too much Vegemite. You never know what’s going to happen next, but you can bet it’ll be hilarious.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real sports when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft?

LockedOutLovers Minecraft Server

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Cursing, Delivery, Girlfriend, ground floor apartment, Keys, locked out, LockedOutLovers, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, Trust, Yelling

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Enchantments Applied:	206
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Potions Brewed:	110	Zombie Dances:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden keys in a virtual world! Just like the delivery guy who couldn’t get in because of locked doors, you’ll have to use your wits to find the keys and unlock new adventures.

But beware, just like the boyfriend in this crazy story, you might encounter some unexpected obstacles along the way. From angry messages to wild accusations, our server is full of surprises that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to test your problem-solving skills, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the door to success! Just remember, the only thing you’ll be cursing is your own lack of keys – not your fellow players!

DadRetirementDeniedLOL

adult child relationships, alcoholic parent, communication breakdown, DadRetirementDeniedLOL, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial independence, financial responsibilities, funding retirement, generational differences, housing options, intergenerational conflict, living arrangements, narcissistic parent, parental expectations, parenting decisions, setting boundaries, toxic relationships

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and build your dream home without any narcissistic functioning alcoholics trying to mooch off of you. Our server is a safe space where you can create, explore, and have fun without worrying about unexpected rent charges or renovations.

Forget about funding someone else’s retirement and drinking habits – on our server, the only thing you’ll be funding is your own creativity and imagination. So come on in, leave the real world behind, and let’s craft some epic memories together!

PixelPlay Minecraft Server

children’s development, children’s future, damaging behaviors, detrimental actions, detrimental decisions, detrimental effects, detrimental practices, future outcomes, harmful behaviors, harmful habits, long-lasting impact, long-term consequences, Minecraft, misguided parenting, negative impact, negative influence, negative parenting, parenting, parenting choices, parenting mistakes, parenting pitfalls, PixelPlay, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Votes:	5775	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Farms Harvested:	163	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending math class? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mystical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to fly like a bat wearing a jetpack made of enchanted cheese!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and become part of our wacky community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

RarePepeCraft

elusive treasures, hard-to-find items, hidden gems, hidden treasures, overlooked rarities, overlooked treasures, rare commodities, rare items, rare occurrences, Rare phenomena, rare sightings, RarePepeCraft, scarce commodities, seldom seen objects, uncommon finds, uncommon occurrences, underappreciated gems, unique discoveries, unusual sightings

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover the rarest thing of all – a chicken that lays diamond eggs! Yes, you heard that right, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Egg Chicken, and if you manage to find it, you’ll be rolling in diamonds for days!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted items for buckets of milk. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!