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RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Potions Brewed:	111
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Farms Harvested:	991	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	814	Chimeras Created:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	New Chunks Explored:	862926

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Emeralds Found:	9519	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!

UkrainianF16FTW

Aerial kills, Air Force, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, dogfight, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jets, fighter pilots, Military, national security, nato, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianF16FTW, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	54
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Holy Grails Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s F-16s have scored their first aerial kills… IN MINECRAFT! fly around in your own virtual F-16 and take down enemies in the sky with your pixelated missiles.

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and weapons to use in battle. beware of the creeper army that guards the entrance, they may look cute but they will explode on you in a heartbeat.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come join now before the F-16s run out of fuel and the adventure ends!

RoosterCraft

circadian rhythm, diurnal, early bird, early riser, late riser, morning person, morning rooster, morning routine, night owl, night time, Nocturnal, opposite, RoosterCraft, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep schedule

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Animals Bred:	48	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	293	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we party like it’s 1999! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard rave up in here! The opposite of night owl should be morning rooster, so wake up and join us for some wacky adventures! We have a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons bust a move, it’s lit AF! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who spits out diamonds, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let’s get this party started!

Hilltop Havoc: Neolithic Edition

dangerous areas, Edition, fear of conflict, Havoc, higher mortality, Hilltop, hilltops, lower fertility, Neolithic, Neolithic Europe, overpopulation, population decline, safer locations

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4510
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Yo, you ever wanted to travel back in time to Neolithic Europe but without all the boring fear of conflict and population declines? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience a world where conflict is a thing of the past and everyone lives in harmony on hilltops. But watch out, overpopulation might lead to some crazy deaths and low fertility rates! It’s a wild ride, so join now for a chance to live in a world where fear is a thing of the past!