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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9678 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!