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LostInMinecraftSMP

AMBITION, aspirations, career development, career planning, dream job, future aspirations, future goals, goal achievement, goal orientation, goal setting strategies, goal-setting, life planning, long-term planning, long-term vision, LostInMinecraftSMP, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, success mindset, Time management

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Bro, who even knows where they wanna be in 5 or 10 years? Like, I could be living on Mars with my pet alien cat for all I know. But you know what I do know? I wanna be on this Minecraft SMP server, bro. It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

I heard that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Like, one time this dude joined and suddenly he had super speed and could mine diamonds with his mind. It was crazy, bro. And don’t even get me started on the parties we have on the weekends. We’re talking creeper DJs and zombie dancers, it’s lit af.

So if you wanna join a server where the grass is neon green and the cows wear sunglasses, then this is the place for you, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s goooooo!

AloneCraft: Extrovert Edition

AloneCraft, Edition, extrovert

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Do you ever wonder what extroverts think about when they’re alone? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out! Join us for a wild ride through the minds of extroverts as they build, mine, and chat up a storm in our virtual world.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of extroverted aliens who are using Minecraft as a cover for their intergalactic communication experiments. Join us and you might just uncover the truth behind the extraterrestrial conspiracy!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. It’s said that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your quest for riches, secrets, and maybe even a little bit of extroverted enlightenment.

FrozenAssetMC_Server

asset recovery, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, financial assets, financial transactions, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetMC_Server, funds, geopolitical issues, government funds, international finance, international relations, political tensions, proceeds, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6454	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDZ GALORE AND CREEPERZ DAT DANCE LIKE THEY AT A RAVE.

WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA.

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW THE BEST PARTIES.

JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN!

ALSO, UKRAINE JUST GOT SOME CASH FROM RUSSIA SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE LIT!

MissileMayhemCraft

air raid, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, defense system, Fails, injured, interception, International, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missile, MissileMayhemCraft, News, Rocket, SECURITY, strike, Tension, War, Yemen

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Zombie Dances:	4

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s safer than central Israel right now! Our missile interceptions never fail, unlike in Yemen. Plus, we got six injured players who can’t stop playing cuz it’s so lit! Come join the chaos and build ur own bunker to protect urself from any incoming missiles. It’s a blast, literally! Join now before it’s too late!

BreadCraft: The Carb Chronicles

amazement, appreciation, Bread, BreadCraft, carb, Chronicles, Communication, comparison, culture, Diversity, Inuit, Language, language enthusiasts, linguaphiles, linguistic diversity, linguistics, linguists, semantics, Snow, terminology, VARIATIONS, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Potions Brewed:	144
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more bread than the entire Inuit language has words for snow. we have bread that sparkles like diamonds, bread that sings like angels, and bread that can even make you fly like a majestic bread eagle.

our community is filled with bread enthusiasts who will trade you rare loaves and share their secret bread recipes. we even have a bread-themed parkour course where you can jump from baguette to baguette like a true bread ninja.

if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us and experience the carb-filled adventure of a lifetime. who needs snow when you can have bread in all its glorious forms? come join us and let the bread revolution begin!

WhaleCraft: 130+ Year Lifespan

Animal Behavior, balaenid whales, Biodiversity, conservation, Endangered species, Environmental Science, extreme longevity, industrial whaling, LIFESPAN, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine life, marine mammals, oceanic research, oceanography, research, scientific discovery, southern right whales, WhaleCraft, wildlife, year

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crops Grown:	8532	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

join our epic minecraft server where whales live for over 130 years and go on wild adventures with you! forget about boring old servers where whales die young, come to ours for the ultimate whale experience. ride on the back of a 130-year-old southern right whale as you explore the depths of the ocean and uncover hidden treasures. industrial whaling has nothing on us, we protect our whales and let them live their best lives. come join the fun and see just how long your whale companion can live!

Soppeldunk War SMP [modded]

Combat, Enhanced, Features, gameplay, Guns, Minecraft, Modded, nuclear power, nukes, Planes, Players, proximity chat, PvP, rules, Server, Skill Tree, smp, Soppeldunk, Space Travel, Survival, TEAM, War

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4619	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magic Items Found:	8061

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Hosting a team based survival modded Minecraft server with enhanced combat, skill tree, guns, nukes, and more.
Gameplay	No gameplay limiting rules. Players can choose to survive peacefully or destroy everything with nuclear power.
Current Features	SUPPORTS UP TO 60 PLAYERS (proximity chat, souls like combat, guns, chemical and nuclear warfare, planes and helicopters, space travel, create mod, chunk claiming, skill tree, etc…)
Updates	More updates will be rolled out in the future.
Installation Instructions	Visit Discord for installation instructions. Curse Forge required.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players does the server support?	The server supports up to 60 players.
What are some of the features available on the server?	Some features include proximity chat, souls-like combat, guns, chemical and nuclear warfare, planes and helicopters, space travel, create mod, chunk claiming, and skill tree.
Are there any gameplay rules limiting players?	No, there are no gameplay limiting rules. Players can choose their own path in the game.
Where can I find the installation instructions?	Installation instructions can be found on the Discord server. Curse Forge is required for the modded Minecraft server.

Passionate Fetishes Minecraft Server

BDSM, fetish accessories, fetish art, fetish clothing, fetish community, fetish culture., fetish experience, fetish exploration, fetish fantasy, fetish lifestyle, fetish model, fetish objects, fetish photography, fetish roleplay, fetish satisfaction, fetishes, fetishism, kink, Minecraft, Passion, passionate, Server, sexual desire

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Yo, bros, do you like, love your fetishes as much as this dude loves his? Well, if you wanna take your fetish game to the next level, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we got dungeons that are kinkier than a Fifty Shades of Grey novel, mobs that are into some freaky stuff, and a community that’s as open-minded as a hippie at Burning Man. So come on, join us and let your fetishes run wild in the world of blocks and pixels!

Why do people keep saying the terrorist attack in Germany was… Minecraft SMP?

atheist, Attack, CHRISTIANS, cultural diversity, discrimination, extremism, fear-mongering, germany, global terrorism, hate crimes, Magdeburg, Media bias, Minecraft, Misinformation, people, Propaganda, religious beliefs, religious intolerance, religious minorities, religious violence, smp, social media, Terrorist, terrorist attack, was, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where creepers are actually friendly and offer you gifts instead of blowing up your house. Build your dream castle while dodging flying pigs that rain down from the sky (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while you try to defeat it.

So why wait? Join our server and become part of a community where the unexpected is the norm and where even the most mundane tasks turn into epic adventures. Plus, did we mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps griefers at bay? It’s like having your own personal army of unicorns guarding your creations.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

BackScratchers Minecraft Server

#Intention, advice, Apology, back scratching, BackScratchers, Boundaries, clarification, Communication, complaint, Conflict Resolution, confusion, consent, coworker, inappropriate touch, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Professionalism, scratching, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, work environment, Workplace

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Potions Brewed:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Crops Grown:	5573
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scratching backs is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure filled with back-scratching shenanigans and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where scratching a coworker’s back leads to a dramatic office showdown. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who gets caught up in a web of back-scratching deceit?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy situations await you next. From back-scratching quests to mysterious back-scratching rituals, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join us now and scratch your way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!