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CraftyFantasy – Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	273
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on this server, we’ve got tournaments that are so epic, even Zooey is getting involved! Join our upcoming tournaments or risk Zooey’s wrath – trust us, you don’t want to see her angry.

But that’s not all, we’ve got big meaty notes, character guides, VODs, and even DLC announcements that will blow your blocky mind. And if you’re feeling brave, join our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby for some intense battles. Just make sure to turn off Crossplay first – we don’t want any accidental PlayStation players crashing the party.

With upcoming DLC like Vikala and Sandalphon, F2P rotations, and the latest patch notes, this server is the ultimate destination for all things Granblue Fantasy Versus. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you cross Zooey, of course.

DesensitizedCraft: Where zombies are just misunderstood neighbors and creepers are your new BFFs

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6829	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4080
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing that will truly shock you is how epic our gameplay is! Forget about gore and porn, we’ve got creepers exploding and zombies chasing after you – now that’s real horror!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only thing you’ll be begging for is more diamonds. Our server is so addicting, you’ll be praying for more time to play (and maybe for a little luck with those rare drops).

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft adventure. Who needs therapy when you’ve got a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sleep schedule might).

YeehawCraft: Where American hegemony is worse than creepers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Emeralds Found:	9491	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Tired of American hegemony ruining all the fun in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of freedom and wealth brought upon by the evil Americans! Join us and experience a world where chaos reigns supreme and you can build your wildest dreams without the oppressive influence of the red, white, and blue. So come on, join us and stick it to the man by playing some blocks!

OopsCraft: Did I Just Screw Up?

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of lava. And don’t forget to watch out for the elusive diamond-encrusted creeper that explodes with confetti instead of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon and pork chops. Join his army and conquer the land, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity… in the best way possible!

FinlandCraft: USA’s Backup Plan

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	2256	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the Finnish government can’t seem to figure out what’s going on! Join now for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand as we navigate through legal troubles and questionable treaties.

Our server is so wild that even the Finlands minister of defense had to travel all the way to the USA just to sign a treaty, only to have it thrown around like a hot potato by the justice department. Who needs clear terms when you can have drama and confusion instead?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to vote on whether or not the treaty will actually be legally binding, because why not add some democracy into the mix? Will it be in effect by September 2024, or will it be thrown out faster than a creeper explosion?

And don’t forget about Article 6, 11, and 12 – they’re so controversial that they might as well be straight out of a conspiracy theory. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so entangled in political drama?

So come on down to our server for a truly unique experience that even a Russian troll would find hard to believe. Join now and see if you can survive the madness – just watch out for any American soldiers causing trouble in Finland, because apparently that’s a possibility too!

Auntie’s Creeper Haven: Where Family Visits Get Explosive! Join Now for TNT Fun!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Potions Brewed:	70	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape from awkward family gatherings! Our server is so immersive and addictive that you’ll forget all about your overly affectionate aunt in no time. Build a virtual world where relatives can’t bother you and let your creativity run wild. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from unwanted visitors. So why deal with awkward family situations when you can play on our server instead? Join now and say goodbye to uncomfortable encounters with relatives!

KawaiiCraft: Where Pixels and Pastels Collide

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	728
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

So, picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness of our Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep doing the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild and wacky that even the sheep have killer dance moves!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got flying pigs that shoot bacon out of their snouts, gravity-defying chickens that lay diamond eggs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best moves to dubstep music.

Oh, and did we mention the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of our server? Rumor has it that if you can defeat the giant zombie boss guarding it, you’ll be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Yeah, you heard me. Mountains.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Crafty Memesters: Where Noob meets Pro in the Quest for Diamonds

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Emeralds Found:	3524
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with dancing cows and flying pigs. They were so mesmerized by the sight that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious journey of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a talking sheep who will teach you the secret to unlimited diamonds. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now!

Pixelated Pals Gone Wild

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old sprites? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole gang of misunderstood sprites just waiting to cause chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a chance to hang out with sprites who have been kicked out of other servers for their wild antics. From prankster pixies to rebellious goblins, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of unicorn that farts rainbows and a talking creeper who tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the chaos of our misunderstood sprites. Just be prepared for a wild ride!

BoomerCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring, clean houses in Minecraft? Come join our server where we embrace the chaos and filth of a house that hasn’t been cleaned in decades! We’ve got fridges full of mysterious brown substances just waiting to be discovered. Who needs modern cleanliness when you can have a house straight out of a horror movie? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

MeowCraft: Where Cat Manga Reigns Supreme!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	2942	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old dog manga on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that cat manga is superior! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you build, mine, and explore in a world where cats rule the land. From epic cat battles to secret catnip gardens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why settle for dog manga when you can have the superior feline experience? Join us meow and see what all the purr-aise is about!