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Pixel Poo Palace

Adult, Chat, Community, Discord, Edition, explicit, FANTASY, Faqqy, fetishes, jerk off, kink, Naughty, NSFW, Palace, PIXEL, Poo, post, Rio, Roleplay, taboo, tags, Taiky, Talk

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423

Yo yo yo, welcome to /dft/ – the craziest Minecraft server in town! Join us for some epic gaming, talk about your favorite fetishes, and let loose with some wild jerking off sessions. This is the Rio edition, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Previous players are already hooked, so come on and join the madness. Let’s get this party started! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

MisunderstoodMC SMP

Assumptions, false impressions, misapprehensions, misassumptions, misattributed, misbeliefs, mischaracterized, misconceptions, misdiagnosed, misestimated, misidentified, misinformed, misinterpreted, misjudged, misjudgments, Mislabeled, misperceptions, misread, misrepresented, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMC, smp

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Animals Bred:	158
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like for realzies! So like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was like, the craziest thing ever, bro. And then I met this talking pig who told me he was actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Like, what even is life anymore?

But seriously, this SMP is lit AF. We have weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots. And our PvP battles are legendary – last week, someone defeated the Wither using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. It was like watching a potato ninja in action, I swear.

So if you wanna join a server where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another Tuesday, then come join us! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our Discord server, trolling unsuspecting players with bad dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun, fam!

HungerCraft: WeightSuppWorks

appetite suppressants, best supplements, curb hunger, diet pills, Dietary supplements, fat burners, fitness goals, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, hunger control, hungercraft, long term results, meal replacements, metabolism boosters, natural supplements, nutritional supplements, weight control, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight management, weight supplements, WeightSuppWorks

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft character constantly getting hungry and needing to stop mining to eat some virtual food? Look no further, because our server has the best weight supplements that will curb your character’s hunger for good! Our special blend of pixelated potions will keep your character full for hours, allowing you to mine, build, and battle without interruption. Join our server now and say goodbye to virtual hunger pangs forever!

Crafty Banter Buddies

banter, Bond, Buddies, camaraderie, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Crafty, deep connection, friendship, inside jokes, Laughter, loving insults, loyalty, mutual respect, PLATONIC, playful, strong relationship, Support, teasing, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we all bout dat lovingly insultin each other vibe, ya know? we got a whole town dedicated to roasting each other in the most wholesome way possible. like, u can call someone a potato head and they’ll just laugh and call u a moldy cheese block. it’s all in good fun, ya feel me? plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary golden llama of doom, and rumor has it, whoever finds it gets a lifetime supply of cookies. but beware, the llama has a secret power that can turn u into a chicken for 24 hours. so come join us on dis wacky server and let’s insult each other with love, yo!

Pixel Science Wars

anti-science movement, attack on science, Begun, long tail tags: scientific research, PIXEL, Science, Science Communication, science denial, science education, Scientific community, Scientific evidence, scientific knowledge, Scientific method, Scientific progress, Wars

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Void Gems Collected:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

come join our minecraft server where the creepers wear lab coats and the zombies have PhDs. our world is filled with experiments gone wrong and potions that will turn you into a pig for a day.

we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant mobs and unleash them on unsuspecting villagers.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. but beware, it also shoots lasers out of its eyes.

join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of science.

Cyber Femme Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, admirer, attraction, attractive, celebrity crush, Crush, cyber, Descriptions, dream man, FANTASY, fembot, femme, heartthrob, ideal man, infatuation, longing, love interest, Obsession, Pictures, Realm, Simp for, Simp Thread, simping, yearning

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the ultimate simp paradise, okay? Like, forget about real men, we got pixelated studs here!

You can build a whole shrine dedicated to your Minecraft crush, like, who needs a real boyfriend when you can have a blocky babe, am I right?

Plus, we have the best pixelated parties and virtual dates, like, forget Tinder, this is where the real action is at!

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate, because who needs real love when you can have a virtual bae? Let’s get simping, baby!

NoHugMama2021

Boundaries, campus, college, comfort, Communication, consent, depression, discomfort, emotional connection, family, Hug, mental health, Mother, NoHugMama2021, parenting, personal space, relationships, Respect, silent treatment, Therapy, therapy recommendation

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Are you tired of awkward family hugs and feeling like you’re in a therapy session every time you visit your parents? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no forced hugs from virtual parents, just fun and games all day long.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build your own virtual world without any emotional baggage. Plus, we have a strict no-slamming-car-doors policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive behavior.

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real hugs when you can have virtual high-fives all day long? Join our server now and say goodbye to awkward family interactions forever!

LifeSong SMP

10. SongwritingConnection, 11. MeaningfulMusic, 12. ReflectiveTunes, 13. PersonalAnthem, 14. HeartfeltLyrics, 15. IdentitySoundtrack, 16. MusicalJourney, 17. LifeSoundtrack, 18. SongOfMyLife, 19. MusicalReflections, 2. LifeSoundtrack, 20. EmotionalSoundtrack., 3. MusicalReflections, 4. SelfIdentity, 5. EmotionalConnection, 6. SoulfulLyrics, 7. MusicalInspiration, 8. IntrospectiveMelodies, 9. LyricsThatResonate, LifeSong, PersonalizedSongs, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

OMG, so like, this Minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, you guys! Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have like, diamond armor for days and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s like a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha.

And get this, the admins are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true. Like, I heard this one time, someone asked for a pet dragon and BAM, they had a dragon breathing fire in their backyard. It’s crazy, I know, but that’s just how we roll in this server.

So, like, if you wanna be part of the most insane, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft community ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the skeletons drop sick beats. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyCraze: Where Blocks Come to Life

blocks, Brainstorming, CraftyCraze, creative solution, desire, dream, entrepreneurial opportunity., existed, FANTASY, Future, futuristic, imagination, innovation, invention, Life, market gap, Need, problem solving, product, service, Technology, untapped potential, wish

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a server where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of candy.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows. Want to tame a dragon and ride it into battle? No problem, we’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new world of Minecraft madness that you never knew existed!

Pixel Fantasy Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, 2D girls, 3DPD, Anime, attractive, cope, desire, Disgusting, FANTASY, fetish, handholding, hentai, Intimacy, Kissing, Manga, multiple sexual partners, perverted, PIXEL, real woman, Realms, relationships, sex, snuggling

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Spears Created:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

This server is like a 3DPD-free zone, where you can escape the horrors of real women and dive into a world of pixelated perfection. Join us for a chance to experience virtual love and affection without the risk of being rejected by a real person. Embrace the beauty of 2D girls and indulge in all the perverted activities you can imagine, no judgment here! Say goodbye to the struggles of finding a real girlfriend and hello to a world where your wildest fantasies come to life. Join now and let the pixelated love begin!