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Crafty Aussie Land Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with wild Aussies who are always up for a good time. Need a kangaroo as a pet? Done. Want to ride a giant spider into battle? We got you covered.

Join our server and experience the absolute madness of trying to survive in a world where everything is upside down (literally, we have a topsy-turvy dimension). Our players have been known to build entire cities out of Vegemite and have epic battles using nothing but boomerangs and didgeridoos.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with koalas who are secretly plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plan?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the land of the A B S O L U T E state of aussies! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

4 Years Old Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Are you tired of playing on those lame servers with outdated hardware? Join our Minecraft SMP where our server is over 4 years old and still kicking butt with only 8gb of RAM! It’s like the Benjamin Button of servers, getting better with age. Plus, for the low low price of $699, you can join in on the fun and experience the power of our ancient but mighty server. Who needs those fancy new AMD/Kiketel firehouses when you can have the OG server that defies all odds? Join now and witness the legend of the unstoppable Minecraft SMP server!

BaggageBrawlCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Votes:	4689

Are you tired of losing your precious carry-ons to sneaky friends and family members? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we promise that no one will ever steal your virtual items! Join us and never worry about losing your loot again.

Plus, we have a special feature where if someone tries to take your items, a giant virtual dragon will swoop in and protect your belongings. It’s like having a personal bodyguard for your pixelated possessions!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent virtual creations. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (and you won’t have to worry about anyone taking your stuff)!

EnerGizerMC SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Animals Bred:	135	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Emeralds Found:	6551	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the power of virtual energy crystals that will give you an instant boost whenever you need it! Our server is powered by a secret blend of Red Bull and unicorn tears, guaranteed to keep you hyped up and ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our SMP is home to a rare breed of zombie chickens that lay golden eggs filled with diamonds. So not only will you have endless energy, but you’ll also be rolling in riches in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most electrifying Minecraft community out there!

Pet to Pupper

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pet paradise!

Join us and watch as your pet’s name transforms from Fluffy to Fluffzilla, from Fido to Firebreather, and from Whiskers to Whiskertron 3000! Our server is so wild that your pets will undergo a complete transformation, becoming powerful beings that will help you conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pet Olympics, where your pets can compete in events like the 100-meter fetch, synchronized swimming, and extreme parkour. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bones and fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the epic evolution of your pets. Who knows, maybe one day your pet will become the ruler of the Minecraft universe!

MileiCraft: UNhypocrisy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3296	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ARGENTINA’S PRESIDENT MILEI as our honorary guest!!! he’s sick of the UN’s BS and he’s here to take down all the hypocrites with his diamond sword!!! watch as he builds a wall around spawn to keep out all the haters and trolls, while he gives epic speeches about freedom and justice!!! join now and be part of the revolution, because on this server, we don’t play by the rules – we make our own!!! #MinecraftRevolution #DownWithTheUN #FreeDiamondSwordsForAll

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6520	Dragon Eggs Found:	7925
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to turn all the zombies into friendly villagers who do your bidding. Plus, you’ll get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident llama, Larry. He’s a real party animal and loves to lead players on wacky adventures through the Nether. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor because things can get pretty crazy around here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Shower Everyday Other Than Rare Occasion Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where taking cold showers is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the icy water will give you superhuman strength and agility in-game. Plus, it’s a great way to keep the creepers at bay – they hate the cold!

But that’s not all – we also have a strict shower schedule that must be followed. Failure to shower at least once a week will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. Trust us, you don’t want to end up there – the ghasts throw some killer parties, but they have terrible hygiene.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the showers are cold and the stakes are high. Who knows, you might just emerge from the depths of the mines a stronger, cleaner, and more shower-savvy player than ever before!

Sing4TheCash

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Votes:	2785	Buildings Constructed:	13
Crops Grown:	8023	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and you could win a whopping 1 million dollars just by singing a song perfectly! That’s right, just belt out those tunes and you could be rolling in cash!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, the creepers on our server break out into a synchronized dance routine that is truly a sight to behold. You won’t want to miss it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Fuel Fiasco: Navy Oops

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

So, like, this server is like a total blast, dude. Picture this: the US Navy Oiler is cruising along, minding its own business, when BAM! It runs aground like a total noob. Now the Carrier Strike Group is all like, “Oh snap, we need fuel, like, NOW!” So they have to scramble and stuff to find fuel for their ships.

But here’s the twist – on this server, YOU get to be the hero! You can, like, help the Carrier Strike Group find fuel by going on epic quests and battling crazy mobs. And, like, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground fuel depot or something.

Plus, there’s, like, a totally rad community of players who are always down to team up and have a good time. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. So come on and join the fun!