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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

adult content, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, comfortable environment, Communication, discretion, discussions, Etiquette, friend group, group dynamics, mature conversations, mature topics, Minecraft, mutual understanding, navigating sensitive topics, NSFW, open dialogue, personal boundaries, Respect, sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Are you tired of awkwardly avoiding NSFW topics in your Minecraft server chat? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to let loose and discuss all things naughty without judgment! We even have a designated “NSFW Corner” where you can share your wildest stories and memes without worrying about getting banned. Join us now for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers!

CrustyCreeperFragrance

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and hilarious ways to solve all your relationship problems!

Join us and discover the secret to telling your boyfriend his penis is crusty and fishy smelling after the gym without offending him. Our players have come up with some truly wild and wacky solutions that will have you laughing for days.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on in and see why our server is the wildest and weirdest place to play Minecraft!

ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	3541
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2598
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crops Grown:	1172
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Villages Defended:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	8614	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	171
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	750264
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Animals Bred:	198
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Gods Slained:	0

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Crops Grown:	8045	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!