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The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3226	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ores Mined:	506
Enchantments Applied:	263	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5642
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Animals Bred:	51	Dragon Eggs Found:	8515
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Towns Built:	9

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	5260	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Farms Harvested:	403
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Emeralds Found:	2743	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Plasma Hole Blasters

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2019
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!

Who Should Kelani Jordan Drop The Title To Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Emeralds Found:	3618
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Kelani Jordan is the reigning champion, but who will she drop the title to next? Will it be the mysterious Enderman who always wears a tuxedo? Or maybe the chicken farmer who has a secret underground lair filled with TNT? Join now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

SleepyDadCraft

anger, blocked, Boundaries, brother, childcare, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, emergency, family, Father, Frustration, Job, nephew, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Sleep, SleepyDadCraft, work

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4817
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as epic as defeating the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like the one in the story above. You’ll never know what crazy antics your fellow players will get up to next!

Imagine logging on to find your brother has built a giant statue of you out of diamond blocks, just because you didn’t watch his virtual pet sheep while he went mining. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? See you in the game, and remember: always watch out for those sneaky creepers!