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DivineCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, BIBLE, Christian, Community, compassion, congregation, DivineCraft, evangelism, FAITH, GOD, gracious, Invitation, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Kindness, love, Merciful, Minecraft, Outreach, Religion, salvation, Server, spirituality, Unity, Worship

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	192	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	5844
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6600

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and become one of Jehovah’s Witnesses! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a cult… I mean, family. We have weekly meetings where we gather around the virtual campfire and discuss the holy scriptures of Notch. And don’t worry, if you ever run into trouble, our moderators are like guardian angels, ready to swoop in and banish any griefers to the Nether realm. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of block-building together!

BrotherlyLMAO Minecraft Server

amusing, baffled, brother, BrotherlyLMAO, Chuckle, comedian, comedic, confusion, Enigma, Entertaining, funny, humor, idk, Laughter, lmao, Minecraft, Mystery, perplexed, puzzled, Server, sibling, unfamiliar, unknown person

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	4881
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. Yes, you heard that right – a cake house! And guess what? The creepers couldn’t resist the sweet temptation and ended up blowing it all to smithereens! But don’t worry, we have a team of expert builders who can help you rebuild your cake house (or any other crazy creation) in no time.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Enderman”? Rumor has it that if you find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll drop a diamond block as a prize. But be warned, his moves are out of this world!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And remember, if someone asks you who this guy is, just say “he’s over with me brother” – it’s our secret code for a good time!

BoysTripMC Server

aita, annual trip, Board Gaming, BoysTripMC, cabin rental, closing date, curtain hanging, guy friends, guys trip, important trip, internet installation, leaving her hanging, middle of the trip, mirror hanging, moving company, new home construction, scheduled closing, Server, TV hanging, unreasonable request, wife’s anger

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of guy time! Just like this dude who is risking his marriage for a board game trip, we know how vital it is to have some bro time in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream home, just like this guy and his wife! Who needs a moving company when you have the power of blocks and creativity at your fingertips?

Don’t worry about leaving your wife hanging, we’ve got plenty of players who will help her move in while you’re off on your adventures. Plus, who needs curtains and TVs when you can have epic battles and build insane structures in Minecraft?

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some good old-fashioned fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends to join you on your next board game trip!

HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft

aita, Apology, bbq, birthmark, blue eyes, celebrate, Cruel, DAUGHTER, family, Father’s Day, guest, home, husband’s aunt, HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft, in-laws, innocent comments, line, response, sarcastic, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Divine Spears Created:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4833
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Void Gems Collected:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband’s aunt questioning your baby’s paternity? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of drama and chaos in-game.

Just like how his aunt couldn’t resist stirring the pot at your family BBQ, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning the lineage of your fellow players’ pixelated pets!

With more crickets than a summer night in the countryside, our server promises awkward silences and uncomfortable moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

So come join us and see if you can handle the heat of the virtual BBQ, where innocent comments can quickly turn into heated debates. Who needs family drama when you have our server to keep you on your toes?

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

accelerated abilities, acquired skills, desired talent, dream skill, exceptional abilities, expertise enhancement, extraordinary skills, honed abilities, innate talent, instant mastery, Minecraft, natural aptitude, personal growth, quick learning, rapid progress, self improvement, Server, skill acquisition., SkillzCraft, specialized knowledge, talent development, unique talents, wish fulfillment

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of being able to build a mansion out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes! Imagine the envy of all your friends as you casually stroll through your blinged-out crib. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against creepers and zombies. So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

HateCrafters

#venting, annoyances, BIAS, controversial topics, discrimination, Dislikes Popular opinions, emotions, Frustrations, gripes, Grumbles Stereotypes, hate, HateCrafters, irritations, judgments, love, people, prejudices, Rants, social norms, Society Pet peeves, Taboos Criticism

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Items Found:	5963
Runes Activated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got lava pits in every corner, creepers that explode on sight, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for photobombing your screenshots and stealing your diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3 PM sharp.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and the occasional accidental death by falling into a pit of lava, then come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor).

FerroptosisCraft

antioxidants, brain health, Cell Death, epilepsy, Epileptic Seizures, Excitotoxicity, Ferroptosis, FerroptosisCraft, Glutathione, Iron Metabolism, Lipid Peroxidation, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, Neurodegeneration, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, Neuronal Damage, neuroprotection, Oxidative Stress, Role of Ferroptosis in Epilepsy, seizures

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7790

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can explore the wild world of ferroptosis in epilepsy!!! u can mine for iron while dodging crazy seizures and battling evil brain waves!!! build your own fortress to protect against the ferroptosis monsters and show off your epic loot to all the other players!!! join now for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots lightning bolts and a pet zombie pigman that farts rainbows!!! let’s goooooooo!!!!

JurassicGirly Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is exclusively for female jurards – yes, you heard that right, only female jurards allowed! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a magical island where only female jurards can harness the power of the rare pink diamonds that grow there. Legend has it that whoever collects the most pink diamonds will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate queen of the pink diamonds!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, cats choking, eww gross, hoc, hockeynews, Minecraft, oh god it sounds like a hairball, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.

CashCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, CashCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, debt management, family dynamics, family opinions, financial disagreements, financial priorities, financial responsibility, impulsive spending, long term financial goals, marital disputes, Minecraft, money management, photography expenses, price matching, relationship conflicts, saving money, second-hand shopping, Server, silent treatment, travel expenses

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like arguments over spending habits and cold shoulders!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual shopping sprees where you can buy all the strawberries you want for only $2.99 a pound! No need to worry about budgeting or debt here, just splurge to your heart’s content.

Take a break from family disagreements and enjoy our photo package deals, where you can pick as many poses as you want without breaking the bank. And if anyone calls you difficult, just remind them that the raw photos only cost $400!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs verbal communication when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow players? Plus, we promise not to give you the silent treatment or call you an asshole – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, of course. 😉