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ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

CraftyMenFirst Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Communication, Confidence, CraftyMenFirst, DATING, dating advice, fear of rejection, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, initiating, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, modern dating, relationship advice, relationships, Self-expression, Server, social norms, societal expectations, taking charge, Traditional dating

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of waiting for men to make the first move in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the blocks make the first move for you! Our server is filled with confident and assertive blocks who aren’t afraid to take charge and build the perfect world for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of chickens who have mastered the art of flirting. Watch as they strut their stuff and charm their way into your heart (and your coop).

So why wait for men to make the first move when you can join our Minecraft server and let the blocks and chickens do all the work for you? It’s a dating game like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

WatchCraft Minecraft Server

designer watches, diamond watches, expensive accessories, fashion statement, high value items, high-end fashion, high-end watches, luxury accessories, luxury brands, luxury jewelry, luxury lifestyle, luxury timepieces, luxury watches, Minecraft, personal safety, personal security, rolex, Safety concerns, Server, status symbols, theft prevention, WatchCraft, wealth

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6804	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Astral Projections Made:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Tired of getting your diamond Rolex hand cut off by some ooga booga on other servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no ooga booga” policy! Join us and keep all your bling intact while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire for control of the land.

Need a break from all the mining and battling? Take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, or relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most diamond-protected adventure of your life!

NoobCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, never been arrested, never been fired, never been homeless, never been in a car accident, never been in a cult, never been in a gang, never been in a physical fight, never been in debt, never been to jail, never been unfaithful, never cheated, never cheated on a partner, never cheated on a test, never done drugs, never dropped out of school, never lied, never plagiarized, never skipped school, never smoked, never stolen, Noobcraft, Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Items Found:	5882
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Have you ever built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Have you ever ridden a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? Have you ever tamed a creeper and taught it to do your bidding? If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have the craziest adventures, the wildest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a Minecraft legend!

Respawn and Keep Crafting

coping strategies, Crafting, determination, emotional well being, finding happiness, Gratitude, Hope, inner peace, inner strength, mental health awareness, mindfulness, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, positive mindset, purpose in life, reasons to keep living, resilience, respawn, Self Discovery, self-care, support system

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on spicy zombie flesh burritos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Who needs a reason to keep living when you have all this craziness waiting for you?

LitterbugCraft

#sustainability, Awareness, Behavior, cleanliness, Community, consequences, conservation, education, Environment, ETHICAL, Garbage, habits, Impact, Litterbug, LitterbugCraft, Pollution, recycling, RESPONSIBILITY, society, Trash, Waste

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	4513
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the caves of this minecraft server, when suddenly, you come across a piece of trash. but get this, if you pick it up, it like, transforms you into this litterbug creature that can like, shoot garbage at other players. it’s totally wacky and chaotic, but also kinda fun, you know? plus, the community here is like, super chill and always down for a good laugh. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

ToxicCraft: Deadly Adventures

Adults, Adventures, Alarming, children, deadly, deaths, emergency response, Examination, healthcare system, intentional exposure, medical emergencies, poisoning incidents, preventative measures, public health concern, researchers, rising trend, root cause, serious harm, statistics, study, toxic substances, ToxicCraft, US poison centers

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	4088
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

So, like, this server is so lit that it’s like a poison center but for Minecraft, ya know? We’ve had a 234% increase in players getting seriously harmed or even dying because our server is just that intense. It’s like, a whole new level of gaming, man. You gotta join and see for yourself the crazy stuff that goes down here. It’s like a rollercoaster of danger and excitement, bro. So come on and join the madness, if you dare. Let’s see if you can survive the chaos and become a legend in our toxic world of Minecraft.

AnimeChadZer0Fucks Minecraft Server

alpha male, Anime, anime chads, anime characters, anime men, AnimeChadZer0Fucks, assertive, badass, Chads, CONFIDENT, FEARLESS, independent, indifferent, Minecraft, nonchalant, Powerful, rebellious, self-assured, Server, STRONG, Unapologetic, Women, zero fucks

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of anime chads who give zero fucks about women! That’s right, these guys are too busy slaying dragons and conquering dungeons to even notice the female players.

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where toxic masculinity reigns supreme and where the only thing that matters is flexing your virtual muscles. Our anime chads will show you how to be the ultimate alpha gamer, whether you’re battling mobs or just hanging out in the virtual hot tub.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner anime chad! Just be prepared to leave your sensitivity at the door and embrace the testosterone-fueled madness that awaits you. Let’s get ready to rumble!

BoomerBrews Minecraft Server

baby boomers, BoomerBrews, Boomers, casual gatherings, coffee break, coffee culture, coffee shop, coffeehouse ambiance, coffeehouse culture, Community, generation gap, hanging out, leisure time, local businesses, lounge room, meeting friends, Minecraft, neighborhood spot, personal space, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, socializing

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers have taken over a local coffee shop and turned it into their own personal lounge room! Join us for a wild time as we navigate through the chaos of boomer shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness boomers challenging each other to arm wrestle competitions over who gets the last pumpkin spice latte? Or see them break out into spontaneous dance parties to classic rock hits?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boomer Bingo Night, where players compete to see who can yell “BINGO!” the loudest when they fill up their card. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place during the Boomer vs. Millennial Trivia Showdown.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to dodge flying coffee cups and navigate through a sea of Hawaiian shirts. It’s a boomer bonanza you won’t want to miss!

GrannyGoneWild Minecraft Server

911, aita, ambulance, bruise, concussion, danger, Decision making, Driving, er, Fall, family, grandmother, GrannyGoneWild, head injury, Kids, medical professional, MIL, Minecraft, NICU RN, Nurse, Server, Stairs, swelling

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall down any stairs in the dark wearing a cpap! Unlike some people’s MILs, we prioritize safety first! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement – just make sure to watch your step, especially if you’re wearing a cpap.

We offer the most thrilling experiences, like navigating stairs in the dark without a cpap, driving to the ER in the middle of the night, and arguing with nurses and wives about the best course of action. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ice packs and Tylenol to go around!

Join us on this crazy journey where anything can happen – from planning a week-long visit with your MIL after a staircase mishap to debating whether or not it’s safe for your kids to ride with her. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So come on in and let the chaos begin – just remember to buckle up (or at least hold onto the railing)!

FriendZoneInheritanceWars

children, Conflict, disagreement, emotions, Estate Planning, family, finances, FriendZoneInheritanceWars, gold digger, House, inheritance choices, Logic, Marriage, notary, older kids, Spouse, stepchildren, UNFAIR, vulnerable, Will, younger kids

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3279
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	473664
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Just like Irene and Carl’s complicated marriage, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Will you side with Irene and fight for what’s right, or will you join Carl in his quest for logical decision-making (even if it means angering your friends)?

With equal inheritance for all players (just like Carl’s plan for his kids), you’ll never have to worry about unfair treatment. But be warned, just like Carl’s older kids, there may be some players who don’t see eye to eye with you.

So, come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over virtual inheritance rights. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!