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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 880 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Emeralds Found: | 6138 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.
And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.
So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?