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HangryCraft: NoPayNoEat

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any soy sauce-covered blocks to ruin your gluten-free gaming experience!

Join us and never worry about accidentally ingesting gluten while crafting your virtual world. Our players are always looking out for each other, just like in the story of the friend who brought the gluten-filled lunch – except here, we make sure all our in-game food is celiac-friendly!

And don’t worry about owing anyone lunch in return – on our server, we believe in sharing resources and helping each other out without expecting anything in return. So come join us and let’s build a gluten-free paradise together!

CakeConnoisseur Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you can only eat one cake in your whole life! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of cake-loving pandas who believe that consuming more than one cake will bring about the end of the world.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other shenanigans to get into on our server. We have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, and a PvP arena where the only weapon allowed is a rubber chicken.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where cake is both a blessing and a curse. Just remember, choose your one cake wisely…it could be the difference between life and death (or at least a really bad stomachache).

MineCraftLove – No Miners Allowed

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	9421	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5891
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for compliments? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a meaningful connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to find love with someone who knows how to craft a relationship that’s as strong as diamond armor. Say goodbye to redstone heartbreak and hello to a pixel-perfect partnership. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and love together!

CraftyDestinyMCServ

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server that will blow your mind! Join us for Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, if you eat one of those carrots, you gain the ability to fly in the game for 24 hours. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will take you through dungeons filled with creepers wearing top hats and skeletons playing saxophones. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are plentiful. Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition awaits you!

AdversePossessionGamer Minecraft SMP

Adverse possession, AdversePossessionGamer, Estate Planning, find recently deceased land owner, get color of title, Inheritance, land disputes, land ownership, legal loopholes, Minecraft, no children, no immediate relatives, no mortgage, park rv on land, pay the taxes, profit, property law, property rights, property taxes, real estate, smp, squatter’s rights, watch local obituaries

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	65
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crops Grown:	6826	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is up for grabs and the only rule is to be the last one standing! Join us as we embark on a wild journey of claiming land by any means necessary.

Forget about mining for resources or building epic structures, the real challenge is finding the most outrageous ways to secure your territory. Want to park your RV on someone’s land and claim it as your own? Go for it! Just make sure to pay the taxes and get that color of title to officially become the landowner.

But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that some players have even resorted to checking local obituaries to find recently deceased landowners with no heirs. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but the rewards are worth it.

So if you’re ready to take on the ultimate challenge and become the ruler of your own domain, join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, strategy, and pure chaos. Just remember, in this game, there are no rules – only winners and losers.

CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Votes:	8035	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is invading russia but with a twist – they have unlimited weapons and the west is just sitting back watching the chaos unfold.

imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.

we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you lovely ladies out there!

Join us and experience a world where women are adored and welcomed with open arms. Our community is filled with sincere and caring individuals who always make sure you’re comfortable and happy.

But that’s not all! Our female players are known for their passive-aggressive charm towards men, making every interaction a hilarious and entertaining experience. Whether you’re looking for romance, friendship, or just some good old-fashioned banter, our server is the place to be.

So come on, ladies! Join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew playing Minecraft could be this much fun?!

SMP_MineCrafty2030

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Star Shards Collected:	123	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magic Items Found:	6250
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

BossKidsCash5

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mines Excavated:	4097
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!

BlockyBoners

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7095
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way in no time!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will make you feel like a total block-tease. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are blushing!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of sexy skeletons start dancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. And don’t even get us started on the steamy encounters you’ll have with our resident Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready to get weirdly turned on in the best way possible, join our Minecraft server today. Who knew pixels could be so provocative?