| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3447 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Server Anarchy
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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 2387 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Potions Brewed: | 26 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Website | Download our modpack |
|---|---|
| Modpack Requirement | Highly suggested for best experience |
| Features | In-game voice chat, events, activities, market placement, world barrier, creative dimension, mining dimension |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the modpack required to play on the server? | No, the modpack is highly suggested for the best experience, but not required. |
| What are some features of the server? | The server offers in-game voice chat, events, activities, market placement for buying and selling items, world barrier, creative dimension access, and a mining dimension that resets periodically. |
| Are there any restrictions or rules on the server? | There are rules in place, but they are not restricting or unreasonable. You can find the rules on the server’s Discord channel. |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6751 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4039 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry revolution? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other, where white men can truly be free and chickens can talk. Join us today and start your journey to a world of endless possibilities and absurdity!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7563 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Potions Brewed: | 168 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you defeat the mighty Ender Dragon by doing the Macarena dance in real life! trust me, it’s totally worth it.
secondly, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at lightning speed. it’s like a fireworks show, but with more explosions and less safety regulations. what could possibly go wrong, right?
lastly, we have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. imagine rolling up to a PvP match on a zombie steed, ready to wreck some noobs with your undead army. it’s the stuff of legends, my friends.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the chaos, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that is waiting for you. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you blow yourself up with that TNT rollercoaster, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 8270 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild polar bear appears, riding a tsunami wave! Or how about this: you’re building a castle and all of a sudden, a group of penguins start breakdancing around you! It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s our Minecraft server!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed or a magic pickaxe that can mine through bedrock! Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a coconut bra, always ready to help you out and have a laugh.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s save the world from blocky climate change together! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9491 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 4649 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 726 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 158 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Magic The Noah is a talented magician known for his captivating performances and mind-bending illusions. With over 10 years of experience in the industry, he has entertained audiences worldwide with his unique blend of sleight of hand and mentalism. His dynamic stage presence and interactive style make him a fan favorite at corporate events, private parties, and theaters. Magic The Noah is truly a master of his craft, consistently leaving audiences in awe with his mesmerizing magic tricks.
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6490 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where players can vote blue no matter who – because who needs a brain when you have blind loyalty, am I right? But don’t worry, even if you do have a brain, we’ll make sure to keep you entertained with our never-ending drama and chaos.
So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about politics and sanity. Who needs Kamala’s questionable leadership skills when you can have a blast on our server instead? See you there!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8687 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 839 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.
But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3562 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Join us and build your own virtual world, far away from crazy aunts and their wild stories. On our server, you won’t find any pot-throwing incidents or burnt dads, just pure fun and creativity.
Explore vast landscapes, mine for diamonds, and maybe even ride a virtual wheelchair (without the drama, of course). Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your imagination run wild.
So why wait? Join now and leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who knows, you might even find a virtual big toe to replace the one your aunt lost!
