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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 335 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.
