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BlockyWeightLossJourney – Minecraft SMP

Accountability, BlockyWeightLossJourney, Challenges, cravings, diet, emotional eating, Exercise, healthy habits, Journey, lifestyle changes, long-term success, Minecraft, motivation, Obstacles, perseverance, plateaus, progress tracking, self-discipline, setbacks, smp, stumbling blocks, support system, weight loss

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crops Grown:	7739
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Emeralds Found:	3473	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Ores Mined:	4273	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

TrustBlockCraft

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, breach of trust, broken promises, Deceit, Deception, disbelief, dishonesty, disloyalty, Honesty, Infidelity, Integrity, Lies, loyalty, mistrust, skepticism, suspicion, Trust, TrustBlockCraft, unfaithfulness, untrustworthy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	35
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft server, they instantly lose our trust. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride unicorns and battle giant chickens? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. So if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a Willy Wonka-level adventure. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of that rainbow.

ZelenskyyCraft: Meeting of the Blocks

Alliance, bilateral talks, blocks, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media coverage, Meeting, Officials, Partnership, Politics, President Zelenskyy, press conference, summit, Ukraine, united states, Visit, washington d.c., White House, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4609
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where president zelenskyy himself comes to play with us! he even held a meeting with us officials in the game to discuss important matters like building giant chicken statues and creating a llama army to take over the virtual world. don’t miss out on the chance to game with world leaders and be part of the most insane minecraft adventures ever! join now for a wild ride of fun and chaos!

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server

Account Stats, blocky, Builds, dark cosmic, event horizon, fright night, league of legends, Legends, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nunu & Willump, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, pyke, S.o.ylas, Server, shaco, veigar, viego, worlds, zeri

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special Worlds event featuring Viego himself, ready to take on any challengers in a battle for supremacy. And don’t even get us started on the Event Horizon, where Dark Cosmic S.o.ylas (yes, you read that right) is waiting to unleash chaos upon the unsuspecting players.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is so OP that even the pastebin can’t handle all the awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

No You Can’t Do De-Communisation In Minecraft SMP

cold war, communism, Conflict Resolution, DeCommunisation, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, fake communist states, freedom, Government, Historical revisionism, HUMAN RIGHTS, Ideology, international relations, military strategy, Minecraft, nationalism, nato bases, Politics, Propaganda, smp, soviet union

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Towns Built:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can decommunise fake communist states and destroy NATO bases? Well, you won’t find that here! Instead, join us for a server full of chaos and craziness where the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as wild and unpredictable as you are? Join us today and see what kind of madness you can get into. Just remember, anything is possible in our crazy Minecraft world!

BlockBust Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, assault, bar, BETRAYAL, BlockBust, Boyfriend, broken arm, Cheating, consequences, DATING, Friends, injury, kiss, Minecraft, PHOTO, Police, rejection, self defense, Server, social media

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	New Chunks Explored:	22786
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with broken arms, shady characters, and lost friendships – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like getting pushed by a stranger, breaking your arm, and calling the cops over a social media post? Look no further, because our server has it all!

Embark on a journey where you can navigate through tricky social interactions, questionable friendships, and unexpected plot twists – all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand?

So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyCreeperAirportFail

Airport, anger, Communication, Concert, Conflict, CraftyCreeperAirportFail, Disrespect, exhaustion, hospitality industry, husband, late night, Marriage, misunderstanding, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, ticket, Transportation, Uber, Wife, work

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Zombie Dances:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about throwing toothbrushes and berating your partner over airport pickups.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have virtual Ubers that will pick you up from the airport no matter what time your flight lands. No need to worry about headlight tickets here!

Plus, our server is filled with players who appreciate the hard work you do as a server (in-game, of course) and won’t throw water at you for making responsible decisions.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

OpinionWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Beliefs, conviction, DEFEND, die for belief, firm conviction, Life, Minecraft, opinion, OpinionWarrior, passionate belief, resolute stance, smp, stand by opinion, staunch belief, steadfast belief, strong opinion, unmovable opinion, unshakable opinion, unshakeable conviction, unwavering stance, unyielding belief, VALUES

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Farms Harvested:	956	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to defend your opinion on pineapple belonging on pizza with your life! That’s right, we have intense debates that can only be settled through epic PvP battles in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer?

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft SMP anywhere else!

DramaCraft: Unbelievable Tales

Authenticity, communication barriers, coping mechanisms, coping with trauma, disbelief, DramaCraft, dramatic stories, emotional burden, emotional impact, emotional release, hidden truths, keeping secrets, overcoming obstacles, Personal experiences, secrecy, Self-expression, sharing stories, storytelling, Tales, trust issues, truthfulness, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable stories

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchantments Applied:	84
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of keeping all your wild and crazy Minecraft adventures to yourself because they’re just too unbelievable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage and embrace the most insane and outrageous stories you have to share! From battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword to building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, we want to hear it all. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Repro Coercion Craft

abusive behaviors, abusive partners, abusive relationships, Australian women, coercion, coercion tactics, controlling behavior, controlling partners, Craft, domestic violence, gender inequality, gender-based violence, intimate partner violence, partner abuse, repro, reproductive abuse, reproductive autonomy, reproductive coercion, reproductive control, reproductive freedom, reproductive health, reproductive rights, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so, like, u know how 1 in 20 australian women could have had some weird stuff happen with their baby-making parts cuz of their partner? well, on our minecraft server, we promise NONE of that will happen! cuz, like, our server is a safe space for all players, no matter what kind of crazy stuff they’ve been through. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and making new friends! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and llamas. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s build a world where everyone can be happy and free from reproductive coercion!