Zmey Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MinecraftAfterDark

adult humor, animated, cartoon, Clever, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden message, humor, humor for adults, inappropriate, JOKE, kids show, mature content, MinecraftAfterDark, NSFW, RISQUE, Suggestive, television, Witty

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8487
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

Baltic states, current events, Democracy, democracy in action, eastern europe, election results, electoral system, general election, Government, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, News, political change, political leadership, political parties, Political process, Politics, progressive, Social Democrats, SocialDemSlay90, voter turnout, Voting

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	702292	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

BLOCK, blood pressure, Cancer, cardiovascular disease, dementia, Edition, environmental impact, hazard, health, health implications, health risks, heart attacks, Party, Plastic, plastic bottle dangers, plastic bottle health risks, plastic bottle usage, plastic bottles, plastic chemicals, plastic pollution, plastic toxins, plastic waste, public health concerns, research findings, single-use plastics, strokes

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Potions Brewed:	62
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	8022	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Blue Sky

Adventure, boundless creativity, Builders, Challenges, classic gameplay, Community, Creative, Creative Map, creativity, Cross-Play, Friends, imagination, multiplayer, no pay to win, personal plots, PvP, Raiding, secret hideaway, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Towns Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ores Mined:	2560
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

blueskycraft.org

ElysianCraft

50M, Anarchy, ElysianCraft, Minecraft, Neverending, New server, new world, No Rules, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, worldborder

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	320360	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7119	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

ElysianCraft.net

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Votes:	2952
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Animals Bred:	128
Gods Slained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

#Fantastic News, actress, chilling, Cinema, Date night, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, fantastic, film, Fun, Halloween, horror movie, Minecraft, New Release, News, night out, Popcorn, rhea ripley, Scary, scream, smp, spooky, Thriller

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

busiest day, busy schedule, BusyBeeDay, challenging situations, coping mechanisms, hectic day, learning experiences, life events, life experiences, life milestones, Managing stress, memorable days, Minecraft, overwhelming moments, personal development, personal growth, prioritizing tasks, productivity, self reflection, smp, Stress Management, time crunch, Time management

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

NoobMaster69Craft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

22-year-old, Afghanistan, arrest, charges, Connections, election day attack, extremism, football stadium, France, ISLAMIC STATE, ISupportISIS22FranceUSAttack, Links, man, plotting, Police, SECURITY, shopping center, Support, SUSPECT, Terrorism, united states

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!