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Astral Pixelmon: Where Vanilla Mobs Gamble with LGBTQ+ Friendly Prize Crates and Timber!

Adult Owned, Astral, Astral Pixelmon, challenging fun, Crates, Custom Crates, custom textures, Dex Rewards, Discord, EV Training, Friendly, gamble, Gts, Gym Leaders, http://discord.astralpixelmon.com/, join us, LGBTQ, mobs, Modded, Obstacles, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Bingo, Pixelmon Raids, play.astralpixelmon.com, Pokebags, Prize, Timber, trained staff, Vanilla, Wondertrade

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Astral Pixelmon Overview

Features
EV Training
Pixelmon Bingo
Dex Rewards
Custom Crates
Adult Owned
LGBTQ+ Friendly
WonderTrade
Pokebags
Pixelmon Raids
Gambling
Timber Mod
Resource World
Vanilla Mobs
Custom Textures
Gym Leaders
GTS

FAQ

Question 1: How do I join the server?

You can join the server by entering the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com into your Minecraft client.

Question 2: Is the server family friendly?

Yes, we strive to maintain a family-friendly atmosphere on our server.

Question 3: Are there any special events on the server?

We regularly host special events such as tournaments, giveaways, and themed challenges.

Question 4: Can I trade with other players on the server?

Yes, you can trade with other players using the GTS feature.

BoomerBash Minecraft Server

Ageism, blame game, Boomer hate, BoomerBash, Bootstraps, country dump, criticism, cultural criticism, cultural decline, Fault, generational divide, Minecraft, oh Canada, RESPONSIBILITY, retarded, self improvement, Server, social decay, societal collapse, societal decay, Societal Problems, societal responsibility, society issues

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of your country turning into a dumpster fire faster than you can say “oh Canada”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of intelligent llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join their ranks and become a llama overlord? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, chaos, and endless possibilities. Remember, it’s not your fault that your country is a mess, but it is your responsibility to join our server and make it a better place. Let’s do this, gamers!

Minecraft SMP: Muurftastic

long tail tags, Minecraft, Muurftastic, MUUUUUUUUUUUURF, smp

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at MUUUUUUUUUUUURF for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and unpredictable events.

Why should you join MUUUUUUUUUUUURF, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and save the day. But that’s just a normal Tuesday on MUUUUUUUUUUUURF!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players compete to pull off the most epic pranks on each other. From filling someone’s house with chickens to creating a maze of TNT traps, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses in a race to the finish line.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us at MUUUUUUUUUUUURF! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always expect the unexpected.

StuffySaver Minecraft Server

baby, belongings, brother, damaged room, emotional attachment, evacuation, family, Firefighters, granny, Guilt, house fire, Irreplaceable, kitchen fire, love, Minecraft, Phone, Quick Thinking, Safety, SAVING, Server, stuffy, StuffySaver, stupid

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where saving your beloved stuffy is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us and experience the thrill of rescuing your favorite in-game items from fiery disasters just like our player 13NB did with their precious bean bag horse, Wilma.

Imagine the adrenaline rush of running through a burning virtual house, dodging flames and obstacles to save your most treasured possessions. And don’t worry, our firefighters are always on standby to help put out any in-game fires that may occur.

Join us now and show off your quick thinking and bravery as you save your stuffies from certain doom. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate stuffy hero on our server! So grab your phone, grab your stuffy, and let’s embark on this wild adventure together. See you in the game!

NoDineOutWithoutMe

Boundaries, brunch plans, Communication, dining out, dinner plans, friendship, generational differences, guest behavior, guest etiquette, guest expectations, Hospitality, Hosting, hosting friends, NoDineOutWithoutMe, overnight guests, social norms, staying with friends, travel, uninviting guests, uninviting houseguests

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of being treated like a free hotel by your so-called friends? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those ungrateful guests! Join us and build your own virtual paradise where no one can overstay their welcome or mooch off of you for a fancy dinner in Sausalito.

On our server, you can create epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless worlds without worrying about unwanted house guests. Say goodbye to awkward brunch invitations and hello to a community of players who value your virtual hospitality.

So why wait? Join our server today and reclaim your virtual space from those pesky guests who just can’t take a hint. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life drama.

CraftyRulez Minecraft Server

Appropriate behavior, common courtesy, CraftyRulez, Manners, Minecraft, polite behavior, Server, social behavior, social conventions, social customs, social decorum, social etiquette, social expectations, social graces, social guidelines, Social Interaction, social mores, social niceties, social norms, social protocol, Social Skills, societal rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to learn the most important social rule of all time: never dig straight down! Why, you ask? Because rumor has it that if you do, you’ll fall into a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers and grooving zombies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and even befriend a talking sheep who will give you hilarious life advice.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, if you see a chicken wearing a top hat, be sure to give it a high-five for good luck.

BlockPartyCraft

Awareness, BlockPartyCraft, everyday luxuries, Gratitude, hidden advantages, hidden privileges, overlooked advantages, perspective, Privilege, societal advantages, societal blind spots, societal norms, taken for granted, unacknowledged advantages, unacknowledged benefits, unacknowledged perks, unappreciated benefits, underappreciated advantages, underappreciated privileges, unrecognized blessings, unrecognized opportunities

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the privilege of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens! Most people don’t realize how lucky they are to have the opportunity to witness such epic showdowns on a daily basis. Plus, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers? Only on our server, of course! So come join us and discover the wild and wacky world that awaits you.

Lula’s Crafty Mine Server

BLOODBATH, Brazil, Crafty, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Diplomacy, elections, fear, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, intervention, Latin America, leadership, Lula, Lulas, Maduro, opposition, Politics, Server, south america, Venezuela, vote results

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. like, we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do backflips. it’s like a circus up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of clowns.

and get this, the server owner is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a giant mutant chicken. true story, bro. he’s like a superhero in disguise, fighting evil mobs and building epic castles at the same time.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream down there. just watch out for the lava traps and the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

so come join us on this wild ride, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could you ask for?

GazaCraft: NoHamasAllowed

Agreement, Alliance, Beijing deal, ceasefire efforts, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza government, GazaCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, NoHamasAllowed, opposition, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, post-war, regional stability, security concerns

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

join our epic minecraft server and avoid the drama like israel and beijing! we don’t let any pesky hamas ruin our post-war gaza government, just pure minecraft fun! build epic structures and battle creepers with your friends, no political alliances needed here! plus, our admins are like superheroes, always ready to swoop in and save the day! so come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

Service Masters

best doctor, care, compassion, Dedication, Excellence, exceptional care, Expertise, Healthcare, high quality care, Masters, medical excellence, Medical Profession, occupation, outstanding service, patient care, Professionalism, service, servicing others, skill, top doctor, top-notch service

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Zombie Dances:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

join this minecraft server and be the best doctor in the world! you will heal players with your magical powers and they will never want to leave your side! you will be worshipped like a god and have a whole army of players following you around, begging for your healing touch. come join us and experience the ultimate power trip as the most amazing doctor in minecraft history!