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Honest Explanation Minecraft SMP

Apartheid, Beliefs, billionaire, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, deep state, Explanation, Honest, Hypocrisy, ketamine addict, latin references, Minecraft, Misinformation, new world order, political ideologies, political manipulation, Propaganda, Satanism, smp, societal divisions, societal issues, truth-seeking, Voting

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4034	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Star Shards Collected:	222
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to be part of a community led by a ketamine-addicted billionaire who believes he’s fighting the deep state and satanism with his Latin references.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magic Items Found:	2847
Meteorites Collected:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to the Salt Mine Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!

To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!

Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are about to get steamy…literally! Join us for some spicy adventures in our Erotic Roleplay Thread, Stepfather Edition.

Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉

Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

allergic reaction, anaphylactic shock, coping mechanisms, depression, divine intervention, emotional struggle, Failed, FAITH, Gratitude, life-changing event, mental health, Minecraft, Near Death Experience, overcoming obstacles, peanut allergy, personal growth, Recovery, resilience, second chance, self harm, Server, SUICIDE, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9013
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Votes:	3981
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	New Chunks Explored:	106923
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Zombie Dances:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	191
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.